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Jockosexual

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The act of hairy men/adolescent males piling up on top of each other and grunting, usually on top of some type of real or imagined "ball". It is enjoyed mainly on school ovals in many cultures.
"GRRRR! UH! OOOH!!!! WHERE'S THE BALL? RIGHT HERE!!!!!! OOOH!!!!! FOOTBALLS!! GRRRR!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!"

(From across the oval)
"Damn Jockosexuals."
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Jojosexual

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Someone who could fuck ANY gender along if it is a character from jojo’s bizarre adventure
Person 1:Yo dude you’re gay
Person 2:Nah, I’m a jojosexual
Jojosexual by Jojo Brando November 7, 2018

Jojosexual

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Someone who expresses an attraction to those affiliated with the show JoJo’s Bizzare Adventures. These people are sexually and or attracted to the characters of this fictional show.
Person 1: Wow, did you hear that jared is jojosexual?
Person 2: No way! I mean, who wouldn’t want to tap Brunos juicy ass?
Jojosexual by weewooman February 29, 2020

Jojosexual

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Jojosexual is when you're sexually attracted to characters from the popular anime, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Jojosexual was originally created as a joke from the Jojo's community.
Friend: “I'm totally Jojosexual, Jotaro is hot as hell.”

Other Friend: “I can agree, but have you seen Giorno!? Or Speedwagon.”

Friend: “Speedwagon is totally hot as well, every character in Jojo's is attractive!”
Jojosexual by QuietKermit March 15, 2020

joemosexual

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Any person named Joe who is of questionable sexual orientation. Usually refering to the fact that they might be, or are acting gay.
Dude, that guy is such a joemosexual.
joemosexual by Blackie69 December 23, 2007

Sockosexual

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Someone who masterbates in socks.
He's such a sockosexual, he's jacked off in 3 pairs of socks before noon!
Sockosexual by Doriface22 July 24, 2016

jomosexual 

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a gay member of any group of friends named Joe. The jomosexual isnt a rare species, and its natural habitat is your close group of friends
Last night I was hanging out with the fellas when Jomosexual showed up and queered up the night.
jomosexual by jdot May 19, 2006
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