Jockosexual

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The act of hairy men/adolescent males piling up on top of each other and grunting, usually on top of some type of real or imagined "ball". It is enjoyed mainly on school ovals in many cultures.

"GRRRR! UH! OOOH!!!! WHERE'S THE BALL? RIGHT HERE!!!!!! OOOH!!!!! FOOTBALLS!! GRRRR!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!"

(From across the oval)
"Damn Jockosexuals."

Jockosexual by Emosexual "Deckers" and That Guy (Micah) July 1, 2006

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Jojosexual

Someone who could fuck ANY gender along if it is a character from jojo’s bizarre adventure

Person 1:Yo dude you’re gay
Person 2:Nah, I’m a jojosexual

Jojosexual by Jojo Brando November 7, 2018

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Jockosexual • jackosexual • jojosexual • jomosexual • joemosexual • Sockosexual • Jack Sexual • Jo-Brosexual

Jojosexual

Someone who expresses an attraction to those affiliated with the show JoJo’s Bizzare Adventures. These people are sexually and or attracted to the characters of this fictional show.

Person 1: Wow, did you hear that jared is jojosexual?
Person 2: No way! I mean, who wouldn’t want to tap Bruno’s juicy ass?

Jojosexual by weewooman February 29, 2020

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Jojosexual

Jojosexual is when you're sexually attracted to characters from the popular anime, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Jojosexual was originally created as a joke from the Jojo's community.

Friend: “I'm totally Jojosexual, Jotaro is hot as hell.”

Other Friend: “I can agree, but have you seen Giorno!? Or Speedwagon.”

Friend: “Speedwagon is totally hot as well, every character in Jojo's is attractive!”

Jojosexual by QuietKermit March 15, 2020

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joemosexual

Any person named Joe who is of questionable sexual orientation. Usually refering to the fact that they might be, or are acting gay.

Dude, that guy is such a joemosexual.

joemosexual by Blackie69 December 23, 2007

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Sockosexual

Someone who masterbates in socks.

He's such a sockosexual, he's jacked off in 3 pairs of socks before noon!

Sockosexual by Doriface22 July 24, 2016

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jomosexual

a gay member of any group of friends named Joe. The jomosexual isnt a rare species, and its natural habitat is your close group of friends

Last night I was hanging out with the fellas when Jomosexual showed up and queered up the night.

jomosexual by jdot May 19, 2006

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.

I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.

Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026

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