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jackosexual 

A strong attraction to people named "Jack". Also can be an obsession with Jacking off, or a fetish for banging halloween carved pumpkins. (Jack-o-lanterns)
"Did you see that girl? She always dates men named Jack. She's a real Jackosexual."
"Mark was humping your Jack-O-Lantern. I think he's a Jackosexual."
"Poor , poor Harry. He's such a Jackosexual, he's going to hurt himself."
jackosexual by chickennerd October 4, 2016
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Jacksonsexual 

When you feel sexual attraction towards Jackson Avery
I can't stop staring at pictures of Jackson Avey I must be Jacksonsexual
Jacksonsexual by Grey's anatomy 17 January 4, 2021

Jockosexual

The act of hairy men/adolescent males piling up on top of each other and grunting, usually on top of some type of real or imagined "ball". It is enjoyed mainly on school ovals in many cultures.
"GRRRR! UH! OOOH!!!! WHERE'S THE BALL? RIGHT HERE!!!!!! OOOH!!!!! FOOTBALLS!! GRRRR!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!!!!"

(From across the oval)
"Damn Jockosexuals."

jacesexual 

A sexuality for those who are extremely attracted to people by the name of Jace. Most people are unaware that they are in fact a jacesexual until they lay eyes on one.
What is that mans name over there
- I think his name is Jace
Hmm I must be a jacesexual
jacesexual by RealHotty December 30, 2020

Jacobsexual 

You are sexually attracted to people with the name Jacob. You would absolutely fuck the living shit out of them.
“Yo I heard you were Jacobsexual?”
“Yeah man Jacob is just so hot
Jacobsexual by FoxxZenn June 30, 2021

Jakesexual 

It means, you are sexually attracted to yourself.
Hey Bob, I thnk I'm Jakesexual.
Jakesexual by tumblrdictator July 30, 2011

jacksexual 

someone who is in love with jack dylan grazer
"i love jack dylan grazer"
"so you are jacksexual"
jacksexual by jaeswifey January 4, 2021
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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