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Jobstream 

Is a workflow process whereby out of touch leaders piss on their subordinates.
I was going to work on answering emails, but I got completely jobstreamed by my boss.
Jobstream by anonymous November 17, 2021
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Jetstream Sam

Raiden's main rival from Metal Gear Rising REVENGEANCE. He wields the HF Murasama and demands you SHOW HIM A GOOD TIME JACK!
Jetstream Sam is kicking my ass, I should've learned to parry!
Jetstream Sam by IDEALSJACK January 21, 2022

JETSTREAM sam

A man that his memories are broken the truth goes unspoken and he even forgotten his name he dose not know the season or what is the reason
JETSTREAM sam by Xboxiscool8 April 29, 2022

Jetstream Sam

The weakest Brazillian male
Jetstream Sam by Bamgm14 June 13, 2022

southern jetstream 

When you put ball or ass sweat in a air humidifier.
Bruh I southern jetstreamed my friend last night while he was sleeping.

Jetstream Syndrome

When a large portion of a Video Game's fanbase consists of teenagers who make the game their entire personality despite only watching a few cutscenes and seeing a lot of memes.
I miss when DMC5 wasn't just a game known for memes, the game's been suffering through Jetstream Syndrome a lot recently.
Jetstream Syndrome by MrEggawott February 15, 2023

Joystreaming 

The act of using somebody else's log in details to watch a tv streaming platform such as Netflix without ever paying for the service themselves.
I'll just get to the end of Breaking Bad, House of Cards and Orange is the New Black and then I'll probably stop joystreaming.
Joystreaming by Dimpson October 4, 2014
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Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026
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