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jetstream

It is when you vape a fat cloud through a fan or other air acceleration device at a person. Usually a person whom you do not like.
Fuck that motherfucker Alan, I'm gonna jetstream the fuck out of that ass clown.
by yaboi21 December 9, 2016
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Jetstream Sam

Raiden's main rival from Metal Gear Rising REVENGEANCE. He wields the HF Murasama and demands you SHOW HIM A GOOD TIME JACK!
Jetstream Sam is kicking my ass, I should've learned to parry!
by IDEALSJACK January 21, 2022
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JETSTREAM sam

A man that his memories are broken the truth goes unspoken and he even forgotten his name he dose not know the season or what is the reason
by Xboxiscool8 April 29, 2022
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Jetstream Sam

The weakest Brazillian male
by Bamgm14 June 13, 2022
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Jetstream Syndrome

When a large portion of a Video Game's fanbase consists of teenagers who make the game their entire personality despite only watching a few cutscenes and seeing a lot of memes.
I miss when DMC5 wasn't just a game known for memes, the game's been suffering through Jetstream Syndrome a lot recently.
by MrEggawott February 15, 2023
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southern jetstream

When you put ball or ass sweat in a air humidifier.
Bruh I southern jetstreamed my friend last night while he was sleeping.
by Dino Nuggets April 10, 2019
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German Jetstream

To ejaculate into a partners face through the use of a high power fan, rather than traditional means.

Speculation of the origins of the German Jetstream date back to WWII, where it was thought that Hitler would use the German Jetstream on Eva Braun. The use of this technique allowed him to taunt allied attacks with threats of Advanced German Jetstreams. It was believed to have been a plausible origin, as he was able to conquer europe by jizzing into a fan.
You're fucking a girl, and right before you cum you bring out a fan. You jizz into the path of the fan, thus hitting the females face through indirect means by way of the breeze. Afterwards you ask the female "how was that German Jetstream?"
by I Hate Kuwait 112 April 27, 2010
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