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A happy go lucky girl who is quiet but secretly has a bad side and a dirty mind. has major word vomit. She loves stuffed animals and often questions her sexual orientation.
Jobeth has ugly clothes but makes them look cute!
Jobeth by stank clown March 10, 2010
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JoeTheIronCar 

The greatest youtuber to ever walk this land. He gobbles poone like no other.
What youtuber gobbles the most poone JoeTheIronCar.
JoeTheIronCar by Juice master69420 October 8, 2022
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Mike Muños: Forgive me Jobet for I have sinned.
jobet by Mike Muños faka July 10, 2017

joethepeoplefollower 

if you are reading this, cover your webcam because he is watching
joethepeoplefollower watches
the closest thing to a girl that most members of #pcmech will ever get to.
TylerTs girlfriends are an exact copy of Jabetha, they just stand there and say stupid things.
jabetha by Propain March 18, 2005

Joetherite

Unlike Joemerald, Joetherite is a name that is combined by Joe mama joke and Minecraft (v1.16 or newer) most precious ingot in the game.
Can be used on people who like Joe mama jokes and v1.16 Minecraft.
Who's Joetherite? No idea but he/she likes v1.16 Minecraft for sure.
Joetherite by just a normal lurker November 14, 2021
someone who is the best wifey <3 and short <3 bde strong tho
joneth is a real one yhyh
joneth by kaheehee October 18, 2020
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A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.
Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.
Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026
Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
Word of the Day on September 19, 2026

God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
Word of the Day on September 18, 2026
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