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Father I Have Sinned 

"Father I Have Sinned." Or "I Have Sinned Father Let me Amend For My Misdeeds." Are both phrases used to appease gods or godly figures such as Shrek or Garfield.

Said phrases are not interchangeable with "Dwaddy Iw've Bween A Vewy Bwad Girl." Or "Dwaddy Let Me Mwake You Hwappy With Fwucky Wucky." These phrases are satanic, disgusting, and should never be used the fact that I typed such fowl words pains my soul.
"Why are you here?" Carl Azuz asked in a godly tone.

A man stumbles to his knees, "Well, Father I Have Sinned." He says in a confident but fearful voice.

Carl shakes his head, "Oh my child, just tell me your sin."

"I-I watched the pufferfish with the carrot on repeat for hours, and enjoyed it."

Carl frowns, "You're soul is not worth keeping, pleaseleave my presence." Biblically accurate angels take the poor sobbing man away.
Father I Have Sinned by Father Azuz February 22, 2020

The Sinned Knight 

A very awesome musician that everyone needs to know about.
The Sinned Knight, myspace.com/sinnedknight
The Sinned Knight by SKfan November 20, 2010

sinner's hug 

When your hips are touching during a tender embrace, leaving no room for jesus in between the two of you.
Upon seeing a picture of two people in swimsuits touching:
Sam: Uh, Luke, I don't see a lot of room for the Holy Spirit in this picture...
Luke: Don't worry. Our hips weren't touching so that means it's not a 'sinner's hug.'
sinner's hug by nonliteralmeaning September 14, 2011

goth angel sinner 

A common nick-name used for the late rapper lil peep He often used the phrase in some of his music (can be heard in the background of the song "pictures 2" ft. Lil tracy) it was also his Twitter name :)
Person 1: Hey goth angel sinner posted another song on sound cloud hours ago
Person 2: Who??
Person 1: Lil Peep obviously who else would hold the name goth angel sinner!!
goth angel sinner by maayaa05 August 11, 2019

sinner cabinet 

"another word for jail"

-high boi

from his recent video drive ._.
"He just came back from the sinner cabinet"

light skinned mode

when some is leaving you on read or isnt opening messages or taking calls or just not replying as a stereotypical light skinned would.
him: man she when into light skinned mode she hasn't answered any of my calls or text

her: dang.
light skinned mode by lemon squirt September 12, 2017
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026
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