Jobe Jobe 

Who is Jobe?
Jobe Jobe is an unidentified man who invented the universe. It is sin to ask anymore of his origin unless you pay 200 bucks up front. Otherwise, you need not know. Only our commandments.

Children of the Jobe Jobe cult are called Big Bois. My bestie and I are the high priestesses of the Jobe Jobe chapel. Chapels vary in what they practice depending on the country. Such are those who believe in the South American Jobe or Soviet Jobe, and others. There are many which come in varieties like Jolly Ranchers. Kinda like ppl who believe in black Jesus and stuff. Those cultures might have a different view on Jobe, but we all share the same fundamentals and commandments. That is, Jobe Jobe is our one a true god. Jobe Jobe created us and all of existence. And Jobe Jobe invented the wet fart for the pleasure of us using it to bully 6th graders. Amen.

Unironically-
Jobe, some random fucking kid, has no idea some diarrhea dribbling piss kink idiots made a cult over himself nd worshipped him for years. We're dumb and proud.

"I'm an atheist, what are you?"

"I am a proud big boi, a lover of Jobe Jobe (praise be). He is my one true lord and savior. Gosh bless, brother."

Jobe Jobe by JobeJobe4eva May 12, 2021

Jobe 

Jobe is the most amazing person you will ever meet. He is super caring and loving. He always forgives you and gives you many chances. He is very considerate and not selfish in anyway. Anybody to get to know Jobe is very lucky and blessed to have Jobe in their lives.

“Jobe is awesome”

Jobe by Vannessa louis November 24, 2019

Jobe 

Alternative name for a taxi or cab often used by teens

Need to a get a jobe home me lad

Jobe by NATHANF88 May 25, 2019

scopin the jobe 

John Jay alteration of scopin the jope.
Scopin the jobe is used to describe a very tappable peice of ass (or any good aspect of chick) that walks by. This "jobe" must be a female, not weigh more than the scoper, not be able to beat the scoper up, and must have a full set of presentable teeth to be considered "scopable"

As JSluts, "Slut" walks by, he slants his head slightly down to ass level and hollers, "SCOPIN THE JOBE!"

scopin the jobe by topher March 31, 2005

Slappy Jobe 

An illegal sandwich disguised as a sloppy joe, containing urine, cocaine, heroin, Jostwicks, and Boom-Bam-Slam-Jams.

Quick, put that slappy jobe away, the cops are coming my fair fellow!

Slappy Jobe by Borg November 26, 2004

peyton jobe 

Peyton Jobe is a very sexy man and has a huge penis also is very strong

Oh my that's Peyton Jobe he is sexy and and has a huge penis

peyton jobe by Dhdhdndbf January 21, 2017

Legged a jobe

When you run after a taxi

I legged a jobe

Legged a jobe by Lewis fitz June 17, 2020