Job Zombie
When you reach the point where you realize it's the same old thing over and over again, day in and day out, week after week, month after month, year after...
Job Zombie by JamesWeyand October 12, 2009
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zombie job
tim: what were you doing down at the cemetery last night?
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya
frank: I was getting a zombie job from my wife
tim: isn't she dead?
frank: ya
zombie job by redeyez333 February 6, 2009
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Zombie Job
In essence, this sexual accomplishment takes far more than pure inner enlightenment. It takes years of skill, and when performed correctly will actually remove the male genitalia through a sucking process similar to that of a industrial vacuum.
Through analysis, one will reach the conclusion that this is anatomically impossible. However, this assumption is false. It's seldom seen to work, but I myself am an originator of this sexual concept.
The penis is removed through oral stimulation and the balls are sucked up through the urethra. This takes years of experience kids, and you probably can't afford it.
Through analysis, one will reach the conclusion that this is anatomically impossible. However, this assumption is false. It's seldom seen to work, but I myself am an originator of this sexual concept.
The penis is removed through oral stimulation and the balls are sucked up through the urethra. This takes years of experience kids, and you probably can't afford it.
Zombie Jobs aren't gay if your doing your friend a favor.
Sister: I can't believe you gave dad that fatty Zombie Job last night.
Me: Oh yea sis sorry you weren't invited.
Sister: I can't believe you gave dad that fatty Zombie Job last night.
Me: Oh yea sis sorry you weren't invited.
Zombie Job by Senator Barrack Obama February 22, 2009
Zombie Job
The act of performing fellatio on an individual who suffers from leprosy, and/or a severe case of herpes simplex during an outbreak (otherwise known as "Bloody Brain").
Zombie Job by Jay Hoes Witness November 5, 2012
zombie blow job
My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
zombie blow job by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017
Steve Jobzombie
A Steve Jobzombie is that asshole who won't shut up about how many Apple products he owns and how vastly superior his Macbook Pro is to any PC on the market. He takes every opportunity to show things off on his iPad and won't listen to music played out of anything but an iHome.
Dude, I don't fucking CARE that your Macbook Air weighs less than a standard paperback book. You are such a fucking Steve Jobzombie. If you love him so much why don't you get pancreatic cancer with him.
Steve Jobzombie by B Nut March 14, 2011
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