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João Victor
João Victor is the most amazing guy. He’s a great friend who will be there for you whenever you need him. João has the most beautiful smile and brown eyes that you could get lost in (and I did). Be careful because he is such a great person and so attractive that you’ll fall in love with him within seconds. He is so sweet and honestly the funniest person ever.
He’s also great in bed, do it once and you’ll be addicted. JV is a person that you should never let go of, he’s definitely a keeper.
He’s also great in bed, do it once and you’ll be addicted. JV is a person that you should never let go of, he’s definitely a keeper.
A: “I wish I met someone really cool, you know?”
B: “I’ll introduce you to João Victor! He’s truly the best!”
B: “I’ll introduce you to João Victor! He’s truly the best!”
João Victor by someonenice<3 January 31, 2020
Joacoloco
Nickname for a crazy guy named Joaquin. Translates to “Crazy Joaco” if you ever meet a Joacoloco get ready to have one of the craziest nights of your life. It’ll be dangerous but definitely memorable. People usually refer to these nights as Joaco Nights.
Dude 1: “Bro yesterday I went to a bar with Joacoloco!”
Dude 2: “How did it go?!”
Dude 1: “Dude’s crazy, we were supposed to uber back home. The next thing I know is that he got the uber driver fucked up and we are actually going to a strip club. That was just the beginning of the night you can’t even imagine what happened next”
Dude 2: “How did it go?!”
Dude 1: “Dude’s crazy, we were supposed to uber back home. The next thing I know is that he got the uber driver fucked up and we are actually going to a strip club. That was just the beginning of the night you can’t even imagine what happened next”
Joacoloco by Dancingcoyote November 22, 2019
João Pedro
An amazing man to walk the earth. Usually found in the south-west corner of Europe but sometimes João Pedro ventures into the heart of the continent. A João Pedro is an intelligent guy, social, with a lot of friends, but he can also be a little shy. Taking pleasure in other peoples pleasure, you should not be surprised that João Pedro is incredible in bed and he has the most fantastic dick.
João Pedro by fish vs octopus May 29, 2016
jakorey
smart, talented, tough, handsome, stylish, funny, cool, doesn't like to talk ALOT
loves playing football and basketball
a smart young man who makes excellent grades
a funny and cool person to be around
loves playing football and basketball
a smart young man who makes excellent grades
a funny and cool person to be around
Raymond: What's up Jerome! Did u kno that u are such a jakorey?
Jerome: Yes Raymond, I did kno that I am a jakorey!
Jerome: Yes Raymond, I did kno that I am a jakorey!
jakorey by by BigFella on Dec. 19, 2016 December 19, 2016
João Vitor
João Vitor is one of a kind. He is the most sweet, dedicated, loyal and funny boy you will ever meet. He will always be there for his friends, but he is a little shy, so don't expect him to tell you when he needs you, he doesn't like to bother anyone. He has a great sense of humor, in that way if you talk to him for a sec, he will bring joy and a lot of happiness into you life. Once you have him, you can't possibly think in a life without him again, so keep him close.
sb: How have we became friends?
João Vitor: I truly can't remember..
sb: I just know that I'm happier now, so that's fine.
João Vitor: I truly can't remember..
sb: I just know that I'm happier now, so that's fine.
João Vitor by allim.0259 January 30, 2020
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Soul digger
A man who dates women with the sole purpose of exploiting their time, energy, and labor while he sucks the joy and happiness from their lives.
"That guy's a soul digger. He'll expect you to work full time, but you'll be doing all the cooking, cleaning, laundry, shopping, and childcare while he plays video games or watches TV."
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pod person
A person pretending to be something they aren't, or an impostor. This is inferred because of the old alien movies where alien pods appear on earth and the "pod people" dispose of the humans and slowly reproduce the bodies, pretending to be humans.
The pod person was pretending to be my father, but I knew that he was an alien when he acted differently than my father ever would have.
pod person by Christopher M. May 9, 2005
Word of the Day on November 10, 2026
dead drop
A dead drop is a location used to secretly pass items between two people, without requiring them to meet.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
Spies have been known to use dead drops, using various techniques to hide the items and to signal that the drop has been made. Drug dealers use this as well.
A common place is to duct tape the item to the underside of a toilet cover in a public restroom.
A signal is sometimes used as well to indicate there is something to pickup, like a pile of stones in a certain formation. After checking the drop the signal is removed.
"The dead drop is the restroom toilet at the Gulf station at the corner of Commercial Ave. and Georges Rd."
dead drop by rubberroom July 23, 2008
Word of the Day on November 9, 2026
No Surprises Wedding
A "No Surprises Wedding," or NSW, is a wedding invitation designation that tells attendees that there can be no unplanned announcements, engagements, events or speeches at the wedding - all actions must be pre-approved by the couple. Anyone who performs an unapproved "surprise" will be asked to leave the wedding early.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
This designation comes from Reddit, where so many stories of bad wedding behavior indicated a need to communicate expectations for the wedding behavior of attendees.
You are cordially invited to the nuptials of Brian and Tom on October 31 at noon.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
Please note that this wedding is child-free (under 10) and a No Surprises Wedding (NSW). Reach out to wedding planner Sami Smith to request approvals or exceptions; please note that exceptions will be rare. Limited child care for under-10s will be available. All approvals will be noted and included in planning. Unapproved, or surprise exceptions, will result in guests being asked to leave.
No Surprises Wedding by dbdefenestrate August 27, 2023
Word of the Day on November 8, 2026
ulzzang
Ulzzang true definition is "best & "face" = best face in korean. They are basically people with above average looks, sometimes with the use of photoshop and haduri who post their pics online, some becoming internet celebrities.
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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EBK
EBK stands for "Elite Ball Knowledge." 1 In internet slang, "ball knowledge" originally referred to a deep understanding of football/soccer or basketball, but it has evolved into a broader term for having a highly sophisticated, deep, or niche understanding of any specific topic (such as music, movies, or subcultures).