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-An incredibly talented DJ reputated for his musical culture and skills in different fields.
- A future chinese brand
-Yo man! What kind of music is this? It's so badass
-Yes dude, that shit is Joako"
Joako by GigiFan May 24, 2013
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João Victor 

João Victor is the most amazing guy. He’s a great friend who will be there for you whenever you need him. João has the most beautiful smile and brown eyes that you could get lost in (and I did). Be careful because he is such a great person and so attractive that you’ll fall in love with him within seconds. He is so sweet and honestly the funniest person ever.
He’s also great in bed, do it once and you’ll be addicted. JV is a person that you should never let go of, he’s definitely a keeper.
A: “I wish I met someone really cool, you know?”

B: “I’ll introduce you to João Victor! He’s truly the best!”
João Victor by someonenice<3 January 31, 2020
Related Words
Joako • jakob • Jakobe • Jakobi • jakov • jako • jakol • jakori • Jakob and Ileana • Jakobie

Joacoloco 

Nickname for a crazy guy named Joaquin. Translates to “Crazy Joaco” if you ever meet a Joacoloco get ready to have one of the craziest nights of your life. It’ll be dangerous but definitely memorable. People usually refer to these nights as Joaco Nights.
Dude 1: “Bro yesterday I went to a bar with Joacoloco!”
Dude 2: “How did it go?!”
Dude 1: “Dude’s crazy, we were supposed to uber back home. The next thing I know is that he got the uber driver fucked up and we are actually going to a strip club. That was just the beginning of the night you can’t even imagine what happened next”
Joacoloco by Dancingcoyote November 22, 2019

João Pedro 

An amazing man to walk the earth. Usually found in the south-west corner of Europe but sometimes João Pedro ventures into the heart of the continent. A João Pedro is an intelligent guy, social, with a lot of friends, but he can also be a little shy. Taking pleasure in other peoples pleasure, you should not be surprised that João Pedro is incredible in bed and he has the most fantastic dick.
"I found a guy with the most incredible dick!"
"You found a João Pedro, right?"
Jokowi is 7th president in Indonesia.

sekarang mana sepedanya pak?! Saya udah capek loh nulis kayak ginian
Jokowi
jokowi by Kylozed September 29, 2020
smart, talented, tough, handsome, stylish, funny, cool, doesn't like to talk ALOT

loves playing football and basketball

a smart young man who makes excellent grades

a funny and cool person to be around
Raymond: What's up Jerome! Did u kno that u are such a jakorey?
Jerome: Yes Raymond, I did kno that I am a jakorey!

João Vitor 

João Vitor is one of a kind. He is the most sweet, dedicated, loyal and funny boy you will ever meet. He will always be there for his friends, but he is a little shy, so don't expect him to tell you when he needs you, he doesn't like to bother anyone. He has a great sense of humor, in that way if you talk to him for a sec, he will bring joy and a lot of happiness into you life. Once you have him, you can't possibly think in a life without him again, so keep him close.
sb: How have we became friends?
João Vitor: I truly can't remember..
sb: I just know that I'm happier now, so that's fine.
João Vitor by allim.0259 January 30, 2020
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Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.
"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"
crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear
hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
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