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João Victor is the most amazing guy. He’s a great friend who will be there for you whenever you need him. João has the most beautiful smile and brown eyes that you could get lost in (and I did). Be careful because he is such a great person and so attractive that you’ll fall in love with him within seconds. He is so sweet and honestly the funniest person ever.
He’s also great in bed, do it once and you’ll be addicted. JV is a person that you should never let go of, he’s definitely a keeper.
A: “I wish I met someone really cool, you know?”

B: “I’ll introduce you to João Victor! He’s truly the best!”
by someonenice<3 January 31, 2020
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A term used to reference cannabis/marijuana/weed.
This Jazz Cabbage got me zooted. Jazz Cabbage is less harmful than Squares. I’m smoking that Jazz Cabbage boy.
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João Victor é um furry praticante de amor próprio com a mão. Gay nas horas vagas, vagabundo toda sexta e chato para um cavalo.

Curiosamente seu companheiro sexual se chama quase sempre de Nicolas.
João Victor é gay?
Ele é.
by uaindi October 26, 2020
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