An amazing man to walk the earth. Usually found in the south-west corner of Europe but sometimes João Pedro ventures into the heart of the continent. A João Pedro is an intelligent guy, social, with a lot of friends, but he can also be a little shy. Taking pleasure in other peoples pleasure, you should not be surprised that João Pedro is incredible in bed and he has the most fantastic dick.
by fish vs octopus May 29, 2016
This name is very usual in Brazil, where usually people mix two names that result in a shitty one. João Pedros usually are dickheads with no social life at all. Most of them are retard as well.
by Pseuduff May 14, 2015
A NERDY SQUIDWARD THAT LOVES JULIO. HE HAS A STALKER NAMED JULIO AND IS REALLY TRY HARD IN VIDEO GAMES. HE LOVES CATS AND WHALES. HE LOVES TOO WATCH SPONGEBOB WITH JULIO. SQUIDWARDS RULE!
by JULIO COSTA October 29, 2018