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An amazing man to walk the earth. Usually found in the south-west corner of Europe but sometimes João Pedro ventures into the heart of the continent. A João Pedro is an intelligent guy, social, with a lot of friends, but he can also be a little shy. Taking pleasure in other peoples pleasure, you should not be surprised that João Pedro is incredible in bed and he has the most fantastic dick.
"I found a guy with the most incredible dick!"
"You found a João Pedro, right?"
by fish vs octopus May 29, 2016
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This name is very usual in Brazil, where usually people mix two names that result in a shitty one. João Pedros usually are dickheads with no social life at all. Most of them are retard as well.
OMG, João Pedro is such a bad name!
by Pseuduff May 14, 2015
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A NERDY SQUIDWARD THAT LOVES JULIO. HE HAS A STALKER NAMED JULIO AND IS REALLY TRY HARD IN VIDEO GAMES. HE LOVES CATS AND WHALES. HE LOVES TOO WATCH SPONGEBOB WITH JULIO. SQUIDWARDS RULE!
HE IS SUCH A JP OR JOAO PEDRO!!! SQUIDWARDS RULE!!
by JULIO COSTA October 29, 2018
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