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Jojosexual

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Someone who could fuck ANY gender along if it is a character from jojo’s bizarre adventure
Person 1:Yo dude you’re gay
Person 2:Nah, I’m a jojosexual
Jojosexual by Jojo Brando November 7, 2018

hobrosexual

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n. a male homosexual who is quite comfortable spending time and hanging with their male heterosexual "bro" counterparts. the hobrosexual "bros out" with the heterosexual bros and sometimes out-bros the heterosexual bros yet always maintains an enigmatic "faaaabulous" side which heterosexuals can never quite comprehend or imitate.
"Dude, bro! Todd just motorboated that hot girl that Ethan was trying to pop at! Tha's my dawg!!! NOTHING like seeing Ethan get cockblocked by Todd...Todd's the best hobrosexual around!!!

Jojosexual

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Someone who expresses an attraction to those affiliated with the show JoJo’s Bizzare Adventures. These people are sexually and or attracted to the characters of this fictional show.
Person 1: Wow, did you hear that jared is jojosexual?
Person 2: No way! I mean, who wouldn’t want to tap Bruno’s juicy ass?
Jojosexual by weewooman February 29, 2020

Jojosexual

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Jojosexual is when you're sexually attracted to characters from the popular anime, Jojo's Bizarre Adventure

Jojosexual was originally created as a joke from the Jojo's community.
Friend: “I'm totally Jojosexual, Jotaro is hot as hell.”

Other Friend: “I can agree, but have you seen Giorno!? Or Speedwagon.”

Friend: “Speedwagon is totally hot as well, every character in Jojo's is attractive!”
Jojosexual by QuietKermit March 15, 2020

jetrosexual

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A term coined by Virgin Airlines. They are people who use a plane on almost daily basis, usually for work, but sometimes for leisure (i nthat case replace days with weeks). The Jetrosexual must follow 11 commandments, which are as follows:

11. Thou Shalt have thine passport ready to go at a moments notice.

10. Thou shalt have a favorite airport and be prepared to explain why it is thine fave.

9. Thou shalt not be a Chatty Cathy with thine seatmate.

8. Thou shalt never hold up the security line.

7. Thou shalt be able to order a beer in six different languages

6. Thou shalt respect the five minute rule when using thine lavatory.

5. Thou shalt be able to pack a week's worth of clothes in a single carry-on bag.

4. Thou shalt not own one of those inflatable neck pillows.

3. Thou shalt have at least one passport stamp from a country that now goes by a different name.

2. Thou shalt travel Economy class, on rare occasions, just to keep thine self humble.

1. Thou shalt leave terra firma behind in order to move business and culture forward.
Forget being a Metrosexual or Ubersexual. Me, I'm Jetrosexual
jetrosexual by Interitus July 21, 2008

joemosexual

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Any person named Joe who is of questionable sexual orientation. Usually refering to the fact that they might be, or are acting gay.
Dude, that guy is such a joemosexual.
joemosexual by Blackie69 December 23, 2007
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Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
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Pink Cloud

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The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
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