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Jlmfr by haidjrnwiwke May 17, 2022
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Jlmfr Jamfrica JLMF JMFR Jomfru
Adjective. Typically an Afghanish or an Abanien dude, without ever having experience sex.. Mainly because:

1. The person has not yet engaged sex because he is so socially crippled that whenever he is around the opposite sex he begins to hiss and fart uncontrollably.

2. When the dudes are shy, it's considered really uncool for the girls to know. simply because of that, the girls are very easily frightened away.
Somalian boy: Hey Afghanish and Albanien boys how come you don't have a girlfriend?

Jomfru: Cause we're too shy the girls don't like us.

Somalian boy: Omg look at those Jomfru's they'll never get laid.
Jomfru by Jahja July 19, 2011
Acronym for "Just let me fuck". Used on casual dating sites to notify people of your immediate intentions on a site, despite the fact they will probably not read your profile description.
Jacob: Dude I totally put on my profile JLMF and she didn't even take the opportunity to read what I wrote.
Bro: You can definitely do better, bro.
JLMF by Nitakin September 30, 2018
I was asked to describe someone close to me with only one word. I however don't know a word in my vocabulary that does her justice. I even cheated, and searched online. I've decided to create the word. 'JMFR' There are many words that describe some of her; like, smart(rainman), crazy, beautiful, alluring, sweet, honest, and the list goes on...but those are multiple words. So for everyone who has been tasked with defining someone with a single word, I give you 'JMFR'. I have a thousand thoughts on how to describe her, just not in one word. So hope this works. For everyone who has had the privilege of meeting a 'JMFR' keep them close. I've only known my 'JMFR' for a week, but I feel like i've known her so much longer. Enjoy Jenny.
JMFR is the only way to to describe that person.
JMFR by MMFW July 26, 2008

Jamfrica 

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Jamfrica by .Kemikim178. December 31, 2020

Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.
FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016
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