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Acronym for "Just let me fuck". Used on casual dating sites to notify people of your immediate intentions on a site, despite the fact they will probably not read your profile description.
Jacob: Dude I totally put on my profile JLMF and she didn't even take the opportunity to read what I wrote.
Bro: You can definitely do better, bro.
JLMF by Nitakin September 30, 2018
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an acronym meaning "Just Like Me For Real"

Created in reference to the chainsawman meme "He just like me fr"
"man, if you think about it I really am just a whiney bitch baby"
"jlmfr"
jlmfr by vkoid November 17, 2022
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