Jizzues

Tissues used to clean jizz off things/people after you cum on it/them.

Oh man I blew so hard that I had to use a whole box of jizzues.

by pbatemen October 16, 2011

none of your Jizzness

When you don't want to tell someone who you had sex with the past night, sometimes out of embarrassment.

John: Hey, did you hook up with anyone last night?
Bill: Yeah, I did.
John: What did she look like?
Bill: None Of your Jizzness!

by noneyojizzness November 22, 2009

Jizzue

A tissue used as a jizz rag.

"I found my brother's jizzue on the ground, disgusting!"

by Dr. Splat February 2, 2017

jizzus

Jizzus is when a man is performing intercourse with a woman who often exclaims "oh my God" during moments of pleasure, and the gentleman therefore climaxes to the mental image of Jesus Christ, and since the man is not properly hydrated, he dry-fires inside the woman but she still becomes impregnated, mirroring the emaculate conception of Jesus Christ

George Stephanopoulos: " Hey I heard you nailed Mrs. Huck last night, how did that go?".

Alexander Dumas:"yeah, she kept on screaming 'oh my god!', so when I finally nutted I had a jizzus."

by Søren Kierkegaard October 6, 2017

Unfinished Jizzness

When you've been at it with the missus all night and it's time to get ready for work... a disciplined man will leave the scene and face his responsibilities while letting her know that is there is definitely some unfinished jizzness...

Mate, me and Karen were like animals all night, haven't slept.. only reason we stopped and I got to work on time, was because we agreed there was unfinished jizzness...

... (pause..... )

...... you reckon the gaffer will give me a half day... ;P

by JamboLAD September 4, 2021

Jizzus Crust

The divine scabs that develop in and around most sinners souls.

That goddamned Jizzus Crust is tarnishing my reputation.

by Ranchgirls December 11, 2020

jizzness

Sexual business.

She wanted to know what my past jizzness was.

by Zayn400 June 29, 2008