jizzpot

a pocket in space and time where all external influences do not matter, you are in the jizzpot try your best to escape

fuck mate I've been in the jizzpot for 3 days now

by drstinkybeans December 28, 2020

Jizzpot

A jizzpot is a big fat skank (Bitch) in leggings, usually found sat in cafe's eating the biggest breakfast on the menu with ten kids in tow, they're mainly called jizzpots because of there amount of kids and lack of fathers

Shane, look at that fat fucking jizzpot over there, shouldn't them kids be at school, Look at that rip in the arse of her leggings, fat cunt

by Maria67 March 19, 2011

Jizzpot

A person who holds the same significance of a pot of semen (aka. Jizz). First heard of in south west England, the phrase is now commonly used throughout England.

Oh my god Logan, you're such a jizzpot

by Kingwanger August 22, 2017

Jizzlotta

A volumous male orgasm during love making in which the sperm runs out of the vagina to the bunghole.

Nunzio was doing me so good last night that when we came he had a Jizzlotta!

by Nunzio LaFrania December 7, 2011

jizzpop

(Noun). An explosion of excitement similar or equivalent to male or female ejaculation.

Ex.1

(You just found out you've been invited to a big party and became excited.) Yo! That invite gave me a jizzpop!

Ex.2
Ever had a jizzpop?

by LilGzeLumbee January 20, 2014

Jizzbot

A robot who likes the jizz.

Ur mom is a jizzbot

by Jizzbot3000 May 11, 2009

jizzoptysis

The spitting up or coughing up of jizz. Similar to hemoptysis (spitting or coughing up blood: a symptom often seen in tuberculous or malignancy).

Q: What's the most common cause of jizzoptysis in 18-24 year old females?

A: Sucking cock. ("Sur-keeng kuuhrk")

Q: What's the most common congenital cause of jizzoptysis?

A: Esophageo-vaginal fistula.

by Sherby November 21, 2006