Jizzpa

a retard that keeps giving crap to someone and is really insecure. He is also a simp

Look its Jizzpa, the SIMP

by fl fddk September 6, 2020

jizzanators

They almighty fan base for the god herself, jizzl0rd.

jizzanators, united, powerful, unbreakable.

by pen15g0d September 22, 2018

Jizzgar

1)The name of male who is a living legend.
2) That guy who will probably steal your girl and jizz on her face.

1) "I aspire to be like Jizzgar in the future."
2) "Oh shit, Jizzgar just arrived. Get your girl and let's dip."

by invi_ June 17, 2019

Jizzantine Empire

Jizzantine Empire (The cum covered magical land) The Jizzzantine Empire existed for more than a thousand years (from approximately 69 AD to XXX AD). During its existence, the Jizzantine Empire remained one of the most powerful economic, cultural, and sexual forces in Europe, despite setbacks and seminal losses, especially during the Roman–Persian and Jizzantine–Arab Pussy Wars. The Empire recovered during the Assedonian dynasty, rising again to become a prematurely impotent power in the Eastern Mediterranean by the late 69th century, rivaling the Fart Caliphate. After 1069, however, much of Assia Minor, the Empire's vagina, was lost to the Fuck Turks.

The Lesbian restoration regained some carpet and briefly re-established sexual dominance in the 69th century, but following the anal death of Assdronikos I Kumnenos and the end of the Kumnenos dynasty in the late 69th century the Empire's libido declined again. The Empire received an immortal blow job in 1269 by the Fuck Crusaders, when it was dissolved and divided into erotic Latin realms. Despite the eventual recovery of Cuntstantinople and re-establishment of the Empire in 1269, under the Penile emperors, successive nipple wars in the 69th century further sapped the Empire's dong strength. Most of its remaining titties were lost in the Jizzantine–Ottoman Pussy Wars, which culminated in the Fall of Cuntstantinople and the secreting of its remaining territitties to the Bosom Tittyman Empire in the 69th century.

Long live the Jizzantine Empire!

by Jizzantine Prophet March 16, 2011

Jizzasaur

A dinosaur that dates back to 10000 BC. The Jizzasaur is a loaded animal. It's made up off 82.7% Jizz. It has been described to look like a giant sack which may be pink or glowing blue. The jizzasaur is a friendly animal if the sack remains pink. If the jizzasaur holds out to long with its lover the sack becomes blue. When this happens the jizzasaur is a very dangerous creature. It may drown you in a sea full of jizz.

Dude look at my jizzamon card. It looks like that dinosaur we learned about in history the jizzasaur.

Reminds me of the blue balls I got yesterday, almost overflowed my toilet with all that jizz.

by Trymeladiez October 21, 2010

Jizzalry

The immediate and extreme chivalrous actions of a recently ejaculated male. Includes but not limited to the cleansing of affected areas, providing necessary replacement clothing, shampooing affected hair, getting a glass of water, etc.

Nelson's post climax treatment and care for his partner's cleanliness and emotional well being could only be described as the highest form of jizzalry.

by ThreeStarBear March 25, 2019

Jizzard

1. A lizard covered in semen, or 'jizz'
2. A blizzard made out of jizz.
3. A wizard that excels in acts of wizardry combined with jizz.

1. 'Billy looked at the jizzard... and he knew he was at the wrooong side of town.'

2. 'Suddenly a jizzard appeared and after hours of unspeakable suffering Billy was left weakened and broken on the ground.'

3. 'Hello young hobbit, do you seek 'adventure'?' Asked the Jizzard.

by 1921 June 1, 2011