Jizznit

When something is 3 to 8 times cooler than something that is "the shiznit"

The chicks in that pearl iridescent corvette are the JIZZNIT!!!!

by Jay Dogg Pearl Iridescent August 26, 2019

Jizznature

The time honored tradition of signing your name with your finger, using the jizz you just shot on your partners
body.

Eddie just left his jizznature on Sparkle's flat and glistening stomach.

by CLRS86 September 1, 2013

Jizzitus

The irritation of the eyes after being jizzed in the face. The symptons resemble those of hayfever..

Me 'alright Stretts, whats wrong with you eyes..?'
Stretts 'went to a gay bar at the weekend and forgot to duck.. Got a full on jizzing... Been to the docs and he says I've got Jizzitus'
Me 'serves you right you cum muncher..!!'

by The Burgemiester of Torbay.. June 29, 2013

Jizznatch

A generic word used to respond to someone when you don't feel much like giving a real response, or used as an adjective when you want to add emphasis.

Guy 1: "Hey I fell over and you didn't help me."
Guy 2: "Jizznatch."
Guy 1: "I don't think that was very nice."
Guy 2: "Shut up, jizznatch."

by Generic November 14, 2004

jizzintine

a jizzintine is a clementine that you cut a hole into and jizz in it. close it back up and freeze it and serve it as a dessert at a dinner party.

Oh-no! i Forgot to make the jizzintines for to night!!!!

by Spartacus(>'.')>69 February 26, 2010

JizzBitch

Refers to a woman who is obsessed with a man's semen. She is the true delight of most men, at least in their dreams. Loves to have men shoot their wad all over their body. Normally, she also gives great blow jobs and totally slurps down a man's juices. This is also usually accompanied by the noise and sounds of her moaning and sucking...

My special lady is really a JizzBitch. She always makes sure that I am totally satisfied, even before she is satisfied. A lot of times we go at it for hours before we are both worn out and satiated.

by Panchoman December 1, 2006

Jizztits

When a man is undergoing the process of surgery but cannot yet afford to undergo surgery he fills two condoms with his(her) own(or others) jizms, ties them together, and hangs them over his(her) neck. The overfilled cum balloons have now become his(her) temporary, yet fully functional jizztits.

"Greg can't quite afford to become Jenny just yet so he(she)'ll just have to settle for a pair of jizztits"

"Dude did you hear? Samantha made his- I mean her jizztits lactate using a push pin."

by Don Horseman August 4, 2016