Jizz Turkey
Jizz Turkey by El Diablo 6669 October 5, 2022
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turkey jizz
what TJ stands for. Classic quote from the movie Deuce Bigalow: Male Gigolo, starring Rob Schneider and Eddie Griffin.
Detective Fowler: Do the letters T and J mean anything to you? (referring to TJ Hicks, Deuce's fellow manwhore)
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?
Deuce Bigalow: I don't know... turkey jizz?
turkey jizz by Excellence On Stand-By January 4, 2009
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jizzturkey
When you jizz in a turkey on Thanksgiving Day and everyone eats it.
Normally done to either get back at your family or as a practical joke.
Normally done to either get back at your family or as a practical joke.
Guy 1: What did you eat on Thanksgiving Day?
Guy 2: It was turkey, but it tasted more like a Jizzturkey, I think my uncle was mad after we made fun of him.
Guy 2: It was turkey, but it tasted more like a Jizzturkey, I think my uncle was mad after we made fun of him.
jizzturkey by I'm the anonymous 22433 February 5, 2015
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