Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)

"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong

by Jizzanary November 17, 2017

Jizz Clown

A mythical creature, who is a giant penis, wearing a clown costume. This giant penis roams around frequently in mystery books, and is seen once in every episode of Scooby Doo, including Whats New Scooby Doo? Has been sighted many times in real life, where the Jizz Clown attacked the surveyor and jizzed on their face.

Jim: Hey did you see the giant Jizz Clown at the mall last week?
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious!

by Nichopie June 4, 2007

clown jizz

glitter

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.

by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016

jizzclown

A person who loves when another masturbates over their face constantly/daily. The constant having of the semen on the face depicts the make-up of what a clown would wear.

Jim's girlfriend sure is a jizzclown....thats the fifth time today that he masturbated on her face.

by Psychodramatic February 3, 2010