Jizz Crown

When a royal King wish's to prove his loyalty to his one and only Queen, he will first gift her

with a Pearl Necklace. To be officially announced his Queen, he will then bestow the converted Jizz Crown apon her head. From which she shall receive her majizztic crown from his majestic cock.

(When a man cums on a woman's head in a full circle - Jizz Crown)

"My oh my Queen Elizabeth, that Jizz Crown puts a sparle in your eye" - King Dong

Jizz Crown by Jizzanary November 17, 2017

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Jizz Clown

A mythical creature, who is a giant penis, wearing a clown costume. This giant penis roams around frequently in mystery books, and is seen once in every episode of Scooby Doo, including Whats New Scooby Doo? Has been sighted many times in real life, where the Jizz Clown attacked the surveyor and jizzed on their face.

Jim: Hey did you see the giant Jizz Clown at the mall last week?
Todd: Yeah, I saw him in the bathroom. I asked what a giant penis was doing in there and he jizzed all over my face!
Robert: That sounds delicious!

Jizz Clown by Nichopie June 4, 2007

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clown jizz

glitter

Damn, those kids are covered in clown jizz after that art project.

clown jizz by Half-Paddle March 25, 2016

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jizzclown

A person who loves when another masturbates over their face constantly/daily. The constant having of the semen on the face depicts the make-up of what a clown would wear.

Jim's girlfriend sure is a jizzclown....thats the fifth time today that he masturbated on her face.

jizzclown by Psychodramatic February 3, 2010

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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love peace and chicken grease

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"

Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease

love peace and chicken grease by Adronna July 19, 2003

Word of the Day on June 24, 2026

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