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Getting Jissed 

The act of losing a battle, losing thy dignity, and getting your ass politely handed to you
"Michigan beating Ohio State? Hell yeah!"

"Talk about getting JISSED, am I right DUDE?"
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Jissel is nice and is a very strong person. She cares about a lot of people and puts others first. She’s caring and when others are down she goes and helps. She likes to make a difference in the world and everyone likes her cause of her kindness. She always puts her head up. She’s shy and once u get to know her, she’s funny and fun to be around with. Jissel never says no and is a very curious person, she will also forgives you for anything but knows what’s right for herself. She always has a smile and when she’s sad she doesn’t like people in her problem’s. Jissel is always let down and she feels like she does something wrong but who doesn’t. We all make mistakes and Jissel should be given chances. People should not take advantage of a Jissel as nice and strong as she is, she gets hurt badly. Jissel just wants to be happy and find someone in her life that would truly love her the way she loves others. Jissel might be to nice but she is smart and won’t be fooled by your shit. When Jissel gets mad she ignores you and Jissel can also makes others look stupid. There’s bad things about a Jissel and good things about her but we are all different and should love each other the way we are. There’s a lot of definitions for the name Jissel and everyone just has different opinion about the name.
Jissel is loving ❤️
Jissel by Someone❤️ March 16, 2020
a short, funny and lovable girl, she may be depressed but she is the most beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. she is loyal and kind she puts other peoples feelings in front of hers and will never ever betray you. you would be lucky if you had a jissel in your life, she makes ever bodies day brighter when she walks into the room. she dosent know but she is gorgeous from head to toe. i have a jissel in my life and im soo lucky to have such a good friend like her. she belongs in this world, she deserves to live a happy and long life!n jissel if your reading this i love you, you are the most amazing friend EVER ! dont leave this world anytime soon ! you are worth the fight. no matter if you scream or cry or kick i will always be there to pick you up, to tell you everthing is gunna be ok even if its not. - Unknown
hey jissel you wanna look at cake with me?
jissel by cake is life March 29, 2015

jisselle 

Jisselle is the definition of gorgeous. She’s very kind, caring and loving, but can be a powerful fire to play with when angry. She will always refuse help from everyone and anyone because she is too independent to ask. Jisselle will always know her worth, and will never sell herself short of anything in life. She’s definitely a ‘You only live once’ type of person. If you have a Jisselle in your life, protect her, love her, and do not lose her at all costs. She deserves the world and more.
Person 1: Man, I sure do wish I had a girl like that over there.
Person 2: Yeah, everyone wants themselves a Jisselle.
Person 1: What do I have to do to get a Jisselle?
Person 2: Pay her!
jisselle by Staks September 2, 2021
A term initially from Buffy The Vampire Slayer Fanfiction, the term 'Jossed' is now used in many fandoms as a description of when a fanfiction writer's explanation of a certain event or exploration of a characters' motivations which previously is ambiguous, is then explained by the actual fandom, and contradicts the fanfiction writers story.

The term is derived from the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Joss Whedon. The term is most prevalent in the science fiction genre.

It is used most commonly when authors are led to believe that a certain event may happen later in a Television series or book and write a story with that event in it, then the official author goes in a different direction, making their story 'AU', Alternate Universe.
This story about Buffy living in Los Angeles got Jossed when Buffy returned to Sunnydale. Now it's AU.
Jossed by Chanel #5 January 15, 2007
The most beautiful and loyal girl in the whole world. She tells you things that make you feel special, but can be mean when she wants. She'll make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Her friendship is not replaceable
(Person 1) hey who's that?

(Person 2) that's me jissela
jissela by Justmjokay April 6, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
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Witch Bath 

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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
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You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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