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Jissed- when you pee and cum at the same time.
Dude I just pissed and jizzed at the same time. Ahh man TC you just jissed.
Jissed by Jissed master 5000 August 25, 2021
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Getting Jissed 

The act of losing a battle, losing thy dignity, and getting your ass politely handed to you
"Michigan beating Ohio State? Hell yeah!"

"Talk about getting JISSED, am I right DUDE?"
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Jissel is nice and is a very strong person. She cares about a lot of people and puts others first. She’s caring and when others are down she goes and helps. She likes to make a difference in the world and everyone likes her cause of her kindness. She always puts her head up. She’s shy and once u get to know her, she’s funny and fun to be around with. Jissel never says no and is a very curious person, she will also forgives you for anything but knows what’s right for herself. She always has a smile and when she’s sad she doesn’t like people in her problem’s. Jissel is always let down and she feels like she does something wrong but who doesn’t. We all make mistakes and Jissel should be given chances. People should not take advantage of a Jissel as nice and strong as she is, she gets hurt badly. Jissel just wants to be happy and find someone in her life that would truly love her the way she loves others. Jissel might be to nice but she is smart and won’t be fooled by your shit. When Jissel gets mad she ignores you and Jissel can also makes others look stupid. There’s bad things about a Jissel and good things about her but we are all different and should love each other the way we are. There’s a lot of definitions for the name Jissel and everyone just has different opinion about the name.
Jissel is loving ❤️
Jissel by Someone❤️ March 16, 2020
a short, funny and lovable girl, she may be depressed but she is the most beautiful girl you will ever lay your eyes on. she is loyal and kind she puts other peoples feelings in front of hers and will never ever betray you. you would be lucky if you had a jissel in your life, she makes ever bodies day brighter when she walks into the room. she dosent know but she is gorgeous from head to toe. i have a jissel in my life and im soo lucky to have such a good friend like her. she belongs in this world, she deserves to live a happy and long life!n jissel if your reading this i love you, you are the most amazing friend EVER ! dont leave this world anytime soon ! you are worth the fight. no matter if you scream or cry or kick i will always be there to pick you up, to tell you everthing is gunna be ok even if its not. - Unknown
hey jissel you wanna look at cake with me?
jissel by cake is life March 29, 2015

jisselle 

Jisselle is the definition of gorgeous. She’s very kind, caring and loving, but can be a powerful fire to play with when angry. She will always refuse help from everyone and anyone because she is too independent to ask. Jisselle will always know her worth, and will never sell herself short of anything in life. She’s definitely a ‘You only live once’ type of person. If you have a Jisselle in your life, protect her, love her, and do not lose her at all costs. She deserves the world and more.
Person 1: Man, I sure do wish I had a girl like that over there.
Person 2: Yeah, everyone wants themselves a Jisselle.
Person 1: What do I have to do to get a Jisselle?
Person 2: Pay her!
jisselle by Staks September 2, 2021
A term initially from Buffy The Vampire Slayer Fanfiction, the term 'Jossed' is now used in many fandoms as a description of when a fanfiction writer's explanation of a certain event or exploration of a characters' motivations which previously is ambiguous, is then explained by the actual fandom, and contradicts the fanfiction writers story.

The term is derived from the creator of Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Joss Whedon. The term is most prevalent in the science fiction genre.

It is used most commonly when authors are led to believe that a certain event may happen later in a Television series or book and write a story with that event in it, then the official author goes in a different direction, making their story 'AU', Alternate Universe.
This story about Buffy living in Los Angeles got Jossed when Buffy returned to Sunnydale. Now it's AU.

Jossed by Chanel #5 January 15, 2007
The most beautiful and loyal girl in the whole world. She tells you things that make you feel special, but can be mean when she wants. She'll make you laugh until your stomach hurts. Her friendship is not replaceable
(Person 1) hey who's that?

(Person 2) that's me jissela
jissela by Justmjokay April 6, 2017
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Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026
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