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Hey Jisse ur pp smol
Jisse by Lompnnonwon February 3, 2020
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JinSexual 

Having a sexual attraction to Shounen Jin
I’m JinSexual
JinSexual by Dr.tenma 00 January 11, 2021

Jesse Sinn 

The lead singer of hard rock band Smokin’
Damn Billy did you see the Smokin’ concert last night?
Hell yeah man, Jesse Sinn can really sing!
Jesse Sinn by Leonardo Butts November 18, 2020

jesse palmer 

<noun>
1. To be awful at something and be a complete chode in the process.
2. To fail at your initial professional endeavors (e.g., throwing more picks than touchdowns as a professional quarterback), then to scurry off from that failure and suck at the blistered teet of American reality television....and suck at that too.
3. Winless former NFL quarterback with a quarterback rating below 60, who proceeded to fail in the Canadian Football League.
4. To be the less successful of a sibling pair...by a long shot.
5. The opposite of to "palmer", as that term is defined on this website.
"Billy Carter really 'jesse palmer'ed hard when he pissed in an airport runway on camera. But I guess it was a great endorsement for Billy Beer."
"Daniel Baldwin was seriously 'jesse palmer'ing when he blew off his appearance on Celebrity Fit Club because he was too busy running butt naked through the Plaza Hotel lobby hopped up on blow."
jesse palmer by Mississippi Mudflap September 19, 2013

jesse jackson 

Extortionist who shakes down big buisness for donations to his phony "charity". Also fathered a child with a woman who works for him and paid her $400,000 out of his Rainbow Push Coalition.
jesse jackson by the prophet July 30, 2003

Jesse we need to cook 

Yo bitch!

Jesse Gus needs us to cook

Yo mr white I love weed yo

Jesse I am trying to have breakfast with my family

Mr White wanna go karting

No Jesse we need to cook
Jesse we need to cook for gus

Ok Bitch lets go
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
Word of the Day on November 1, 2026

Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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