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a clown ass nigga who thinks he’s hard, got a 5 inch dick n ain’t going nowhere in life with his bleached blonde head ass
“have you heard jissepi new song?”
“no i wouldn’t play that trash on my air pods”
jissepi by kalebrhoades August 31, 2019
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jinsepiphvny 

The best editor and account on Instagram.
I love jinsepiphvny
jinsepiphvny by skzskz September 15, 2019
Jessepi is a nickname for a person with the name Jesse. Jessepi is a kind and popular guy. He doesn’t know if he believes in love and can’t take hints from girls that like him. He’s good at every game he plays. There’s a girl for Jessepi but he doesn’t know it yet... she’s waiting for him to finally realise how much she means to him.
Person 1: Is that Jessepi?
Person 2: yeah he’s the best person ever
jessepi by Lwebbers <33 April 10, 2022

Jissenpizzemitis 

A condition where you abnormally jizz and piss at the same time during sexual intercourse
Pierce: man last night was fucked up
Chuck: yo bro what happened?
Pierce: I got some issues
Chuck: spit the dick out and tell me
Pierce: I went to the doctor after fucking my girl and I told him I pissed and jizzed in her at the same time
Chuck: what did he say you had?
Pierce: some fucked up name called jissenpizzemitis
Chuck: *bursts out in laughter*
Jissenpizzemitis by Demonicbeatbox December 22, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026