Jessepi is a nickname for a person with the name Jesse. Jessepi is a kind and popular guy. He doesn’t know if he believes in love and can’t take hints from girls that like him. He’s good at every game he plays. There’s a girl for Jessepi but he doesn’t know it yet... she’s waiting for him to finally realise how much she means to him.
Pierce: man last night was fucked up
Chuck: yo bro what happened?
Pierce: I got some issues
Chuck: spit the dick out and tell me
Pierce: I went to the doctor after fucking my girl and I told him I pissed and jizzed in her at the same time
Chuck: what did he say you had?
Pierce: some fucked up name called jissenpizzemitis
Chuck: *bursts out in laughter*
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.