jissepi
“jissepi fukd my gutzz up bad last night”
jissepi by badbitch361 August 19, 2019
jissepi
a clown ass nigga who thinks he’s hard, got a 5 inch dick n ain’t going nowhere in life with his bleached blonde head ass
jissepi by kalebrhoades August 31, 2019
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jessepi
Jessepi is a nickname for a person with the name Jesse. Jessepi is a kind and popular guy. He doesn’t know if he believes in love and can’t take hints from girls that like him. He’s good at every game he plays. There’s a girl for Jessepi but he doesn’t know it yet... she’s waiting for him to finally realise how much she means to him.
jessepi by Lwebbers <33 April 10, 2022
Jissenpizzemitis
Pierce: man last night was fucked up
Chuck: yo bro what happened?
Pierce: I got some issues
Chuck: spit the dick out and tell me
Pierce: I went to the doctor after fucking my girl and I told him I pissed and jizzed in her at the same time
Chuck: what did he say you had?
Pierce: some fucked up name called jissenpizzemitis
Chuck: *bursts out in laughter*
Chuck: yo bro what happened?
Pierce: I got some issues
Chuck: spit the dick out and tell me
Pierce: I went to the doctor after fucking my girl and I told him I pissed and jizzed in her at the same time
Chuck: what did he say you had?
Pierce: some fucked up name called jissenpizzemitis
Chuck: *bursts out in laughter*
Jissenpizzemitis by Demonicbeatbox December 22, 2022
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