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a clown ass nigga who thinks he’s hard, got a 5 inch dick n ain’t going nowhere in life with his bleached blonde head ass
“have you heard jissepi new song?”
“no i wouldn’t play that trash on my air pods”
jissepi by kalebrhoades August 31, 2019

jinsepiphvny 

The best editor and account on Instagram.
I love jinsepiphvny
jinsepiphvny by skzskz September 15, 2019
Jessepi is a nickname for a person with the name Jesse. Jessepi is a kind and popular guy. He doesn’t know if he believes in love and can’t take hints from girls that like him. He’s good at every game he plays. There’s a girl for Jessepi but he doesn’t know it yet... she’s waiting for him to finally realise how much she means to him.
Person 1: Is that Jessepi?
Person 2: yeah he’s the best person ever
jessepi by Lwebbers <33 April 10, 2022

Jissenpizzemitis 

A condition where you abnormally jizz and piss at the same time during sexual intercourse
Pierce: man last night was fucked up
Chuck: yo bro what happened?
Pierce: I got some issues
Chuck: spit the dick out and tell me
Pierce: I went to the doctor after fucking my girl and I told him I pissed and jizzed in her at the same time
Chuck: what did he say you had?
Pierce: some fucked up name called jissenpizzemitis
Chuck: *bursts out in laughter*
Jissenpizzemitis by Demonicbeatbox December 22, 2022
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"Hey, see that chick over there? She's pretty enough to be an ulzzang. :D"
ulzzang by `r i k kit t y February 26, 2008
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Person A: "That scene was a direct homage to an unreleased 1982 Japanese indie film."
Person B: "Wow, EBK."
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I don't know man im not ready for yap trap stupidity today which always tries to suck you into it
Yap Trap by WolfieSnack November 4, 2026
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Blexas has been cited as possible in the upcoming decades, but only if Democrats continue to win the Hispanic vote in bigger margins.
Democrat 1: What is your prediction for the 2024 presidential election?
Democrat 2: Well uh, Blexas!
Democrat 1: You've been saying that since 2008 though.
Blexas by Tritonist June 14, 2021
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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