Jessepi is a nickname for a person with the name Jesse. Jessepi is a kind and popular guy. He doesn’t know if he believes in love and can’t take hints from girls that like him. He’s good at every game he plays. There’s a girl for Jessepi but he doesn’t know it yet... she’s waiting for him to finally realise how much she means to him.

Person 1: Is that Jessepi?
Person 2: yeah he’s the best person ever

jessepi by Lwebbers <33 April 10, 2022

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Jissenpizzemitis

A condition where you abnormally jizz and piss at the same time during sexual intercourse

Pierce: man last night was fucked up
Chuck: yo bro what happened?
Pierce: I got some issues
Chuck: spit the dick out and tell me
Pierce: I went to the doctor after fucking my girl and I told him I pissed and jizzed in her at the same time
Chuck: what did he say you had?
Pierce: some fucked up name called jissenpizzemitis
Chuck: *bursts out in laughter*

Jissenpizzemitis by Demonicbeatbox December 22, 2022

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