jingledink

Mainly a tradition of the D-Club, "jingledinking" is the act of tying holiday bells to your semi-chubbed shaft and dancing (similar to the Ribbon Dance, but without the ribbons) around a holiday object (e.g., Christmas Tree, Menorah) in a completely heterosexual way.

"Hey, guys. I know we're all straight, but since it's the holidays, we need to celebrate. Whip out your dink and let's jingle. It's the season for jingledink."

by Game Grumps February 2, 2014

jingledink

This is what happens when you decide to look up jingledink on urban dictionary after you watched Game Grumps.

Jingledink

by Winter_XYZ February 2, 2014

jingledink

The boner that one achieves while watching Game Grumps.

I've got a serious jingledink right now.

Danny's voice gives me a hard jingledink.

I had a jingledink all the way through the Silent Hill playthrough.

by Syn27 February 2, 2014

jingledink

The act of fucking a cantaloupe.

"I fucked a cantaloupe once."
"Oh, you jingledinked."

by Dinkles22 February 2, 2014

jingledink

Jingledink (V) the act of laughing uncontrollably while playing Katamari Damacy.

Omg I can't stop Jingledink! It's so funny! CRAFF!

by A grumpy lovlie February 2, 2014

jingledinking

The act of sword fighting with friends in a non-homosexual way.

Dude! We were totally Jingledinking at the last D-Club meeting; it was awesome!

by Hab February 2, 2014

Jingledink

To attach Christmas-related ornaments and decorations to one or both participants (especially genitals) and have any type of sex.

My Christmas was improved when I was donned with decorations and jingledinked by my wife.

by FrankDuncan February 2, 2014