Jingtao 

A derogatory term describing unintentional extreme funniness but greatly at the person's own detriment in social standing, especially when naive to the fact, futiley attempting to regain said lost status and when lacking maliciousness.

"David is jingtaoing himself again; he'll never get out of this."

Jingtao by GM Martin January 2, 2009

jingyao 

a good-looking, kind-hearted, cute, funny, and sexy girl.

Jingyao is so sweet that she actually checked on me if I got home safe.

jingyao by flying tomato February 3, 2010

jingtard 

A retard and a jingoman mixed together. Like OH MY GODDDD fool!!! WOWW. ;D

Your mom acted like a jingtard when she fell off the balcony and died

jingtard by hahahrtuttuffjgjjf January 15, 2007

Jintao 

A guy whose name consists of Jin, and Tao that sounds different but is really the first name. It is 2 syllables long, and contains 6 letters. If you divide 6 by 2 you get 3, and that means his name in total has 3 words: Jintao (middle name) Wu. Of course, considering the way his name sounds, he is asian, not to mention azn.

"Who keeps making this shit up about me? And only one definition?!" - Jintao, AKA xBreeze.

Jintao by Jintao's online friend March 1, 2010

Hu Jintao 

Hu Jintao is the current president of China. President Hu is different from previous rulers in that he emphasis on peaceful raise and harmonies society. Under Hu, China has been further transformed from a poor third world country to a potential first world superpower. There are concern, as always, of human rights issue and violations under his rule.

-Noob who doesn't understand politics: "Yeah Hu Jintao sucks, because he's a communist so China sucks because it's a communist nation. And yeah, I just generalize 1.3 billion people."
-Some with even half a brain responds: "Why don't YOU try to govern 1.3 billion Chinese with 56 distinctive ethnic groups, with 292 living languages and 1 extinct language (Jurchen), and the world most populous nation with poverty still a problem."
-The sarcastic responder: "If only voting and freedom of speech can magically generate wealth, food, and improve the economy"

Hu Jintao by Aresaresares March 22, 2011

jingtong 

Jingtong is one of those chunky Asian girls who is spoilt. She’s silly and laughs at every thing even though they’re not funny. Jingtong has a lot of friends but they are all mocking her behind her back. Her nickname is usually tongtong, but no one calls her that other than her parents. She failed every exams and doesn’t tell her parents.

-Jingtong didn’t pass her English Comp!

-that’s expected.

jingtong by Themarvelousmrsmaisel November 20, 2021

Hu Jintao 

Hu Jintao (Chinese: 胡錦濤) is the current capitalist dictator (or revisionist dictator) of China. Despite what many people will say, Hu is a communist in name only, as most of the industry under his rule is privately owned as opposed to state-owned. He has been labeled as one of the world's worst dictators by several publications and is known for implementing censorship of the Chinese internet. He is also known for continuing the practice of turning China into a place of sweatshops and not of people's needs.

Hu Jintao is busy chipping away at all the communist reforms promised to China by Mao Zedong. If Mao could see what Hu has done to China he would cry.

Hu Jintao by ConservatismSucks December 31, 2009