JingleSwag

A JingleSwag is a person with a HUGE cock. Women (and sometimes men) aboslutely LOVE JingleSwag. JingleSwag is the perfect human being in gods eye. If you even associate with a JingleSwag, you are extremely lucky and blessed.

"Hey have you seen JingleSwag over there?"

"Yes they are pure beauty"

JingleSwag by CoolGuy23wastaken December 8, 2021

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There comes a point in the life of a superstar where he's pleasured so much deliciousness that he can no longer continue. But his ego lives on. And so to continue to flaunt his profound man-prowess while simultaneously signaling to women that he's off the fucktrain but still of esteem, value and wealth, the tour de force will surgically have his testicles removed and then have 7 lucky gold doubloons sewn up inside instead, thus turning his scrotum into a JINGLEBAG.

Man, I heard Brad Pitt scored so much tang that he just didn't care about fucking anymore and went jinglebag.

jinglebag by Jaunty Diggles August 25, 2019