There comes a point in the life of a superstar where he's pleasured so much deliciousness that he can no longer continue. But his ego lives on. And so to continue to flaunt his profound man-prowess while simultaneously signaling to women that he's off the fucktrain but still of esteem, value and wealth, the tour de force will surgically have his testicles removed and then have 7 lucky gold doubloons sewn up inside instead, thus turning his scrotum into a JINGLEBAG.
Man, I heard Brad Pitt scored so much tang that he just didn't care about fucking anymore and went jinglebag.
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When a man is having sex with a woman with an excess of butthair, and he unloads his jizz into the butthair. After a short amount of time, the jizz hardens and forms jingleberries.
Girl 1: Man I had sex with this guy last night, and now my butthair is stuck together.
Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?
Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?
by The Creek 31 February 27, 2011
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by Pentarix December 11, 2003
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Get the jingleberry mug.While setting up the nativity scene, I fell on top of the ceramic baby Jesus and hurt my jingleberry.
by Gently Touched February 9, 2017
Get the Jingleberry mug.Dudebro 1: Why do you have some much shit in your teeth?
Dudebro 2: Oh man, i must've gotten dinglebagged again last night..
Dudebro 2: Oh man, i must've gotten dinglebagged again last night..
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