jinglebag 

There comes a point in the life of a superstar where he's pleasured so much deliciousness that he can no longer continue. But his ego lives on. And so to continue to flaunt his profound man-prowess while simultaneously signaling to women that he's off the fucktrain but still of esteem, value and wealth, the tour de force will surgically have his testicles removed and then have 7 lucky gold doubloons sewn up inside instead, thus turning his scrotum into a JINGLEBAG.

Man, I heard Brad Pitt scored so much tang that he just didn't care about fucking anymore and went jinglebag.

jinglebag by Jaunty Diggles August 25, 2019

jinglebot 

COME ON! like, christmas robot
jesus

we was all like, you jinglebot !

jinglebot by jenchoe mo October 30, 2004

Jingleberries

When a man is having sex with a woman with an excess of butthair, and he unloads his jizz into the butthair. After a short amount of time, the jizz hardens and forms jingleberries.

Girl 1: Man I had sex with this guy last night, and now my butthair is stuck together.

Girl 2: Did you check if you have Jingleberries?

Jingleberries by The Creek 31 February 27, 2011

Jingletard 

An individual who recieves a video game for Christmas then for the next few proceeds to play like a n00b and a retard on internet servers in multiplayer games.

Battlefield 1942: That jingletard just beached the aircraft carrier on Wake Island!

Jingletard by Pentarix December 11, 2003

jingleberry 

The little ass shit berries that hang off of your rectum while you are taking a crap.

Last night I had a huge jingleberry that wouldn't come off while I was taking a shit

jingleberry by homestepo November 12, 2014

Jingleberry 

Another term for a testicle during a time of festivities.

While setting up the nativity scene, I fell on top of the ceramic baby Jesus and hurt my jingleberry.

Jingleberry by Gently Touched February 9, 2017

dinglebag

teabagging someone with dingle berries on your scrotum hair

Dudebro 1: Why do you have some much shit in your teeth?
Dudebro 2: Oh man, i must've gotten dinglebagged again last night..

dinglebag by ElectricDreamMachine January 17, 2009