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Jingle Bell Cock

Term used to describe Santa Claus's penis.
-Dude I actually think Santa Claus is pretty hot
--I know! I wanna jump on his jingle bell cock
Jingle Bell Cock by lockenload23 November 30, 2016

jingle bell bitch 

friends who are festive as fuck but also some of your main bitches
Lexi: Ladies, lets go drink some hot cockalate and sing Mariah Carey Christmas jams
Ladies: Jingle Bell Bitches fucking Unite lets do this

jingle bell blunt 

A blunt smoked Christmas eve usually consisting of very dank marijuana and wrapped in red and green colored hash
"last night i smoked a jingle bell blunt"
jingle bell blunt by vexx1214 September 28, 2009

Jingle Bell Pepper Burger 

A special Christmas burger that's served with bell pepper
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Jingle Bell Pepper Burger, you should try it!"

jingle bell run 

(noun) the act of fleeing the classroom at the bell before the teacher finishes his/her lecture on the American Revolution
By the end of 8th grade, students have perfected the jingle bell run and are ready for high school history class.
jingle bell run by telemachus777 September 12, 2020

jinglebellcrs 

aka mia , jinglebellcrs is the best ibf ever , she makes amazing videos !! she has 6 fanpages and has a super cute coloring !! shes the funniest person ever and will always put a smile on your face , oh she likes danny gonzalez (:
person: do you know jinglebellcrs?
person 2: omg yes ! i love her account πŸ’•
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
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Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

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I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
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Northstarring

Finding your way back to the truth by fixing on one verified fact and working out from there, the way you navigate by the North Star when everything around you is spinning.
Rumours were flying everywhere, so she went northstarring β€” one checked fact at a time.
Northstarring by Light Bearer October 22, 2026
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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Larpenomics

When finance content creators rent out fancy cars and flex cash to seem richer than they really are in order to promote and sell their β€œget rich quick” courses.
Andrew Tate has mastered the field of larpenomics
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