There comes a point in the life of a superstar where he's pleasured so much deliciousness that he can no longer continue. But his ego lives on. And so to continue to flaunt his profound man-prowess while simultaneously signaling to women that he's off the fucktrain but still of esteem, value and wealth, the tour de force will surgically have his testicles removed and then have 7 lucky gold doubloons sewn up inside instead, thus turning his scrotum into a JINGLEBAG.

Man, I heard Brad Pitt scored so much tang that he just didn't care about fucking anymore and went jinglebag.

jinglebag by Jaunty Diggles August 25, 2019

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Jigglebate

To fornicate. To please a member of the opposite sex in a way they will never forget.

Bob: "Hey man, how do you know that hot ass chick over there?"

Dwight: "Oh her? I so Jigglebated that girl last night."

Random Guy: Man I wish I could do some jigglebating tonight!

Jigglebate by that guy from the paign April 4, 2009

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jingleation

The act of urinating

Look at that jingleation

jingleation by Zayexium March 10, 2020

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Jinglebating

The act of masturbating to Christmas music.

"Yo Dave you excited for the holidays?" Dave replies, "Hell yeah man, this the time of the year I stop watching porn and just start Jinglebating every day."

Jinglebating by Deejay Teejay November 26, 2013

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