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jingleballing 

the act of putting the testicles completely inside of a vacuum hose and turning the pressure all the way up until a small hole forms at the bottom of the sack. then squeezing the balls out of the hole and catching them in a cup. then shaking the cup up and down with your hand covering the top so they don't fall out. a perfect activity for a christmas party with the family.
jingle balls jingle balls jingleballing all the way!
jingleballing by jingleballer July 11, 2011
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jingleballin 

verb, this def. ''jingleballin'' mean doing anything related to christmas that is so gangster you needed to create a new funny ass word
example 1 ''yo man jose just raped his car in christmas lights and it looks exacly like a dick''

''no way''

''fu** ya''

''i know''

''thats jingleballin''
example 2 ''hay jon''

''wat''

''did you see the funny text i sent you about the raindeer f**king!''

''no?! send it1''

''kk''

recived message

''00000 thats jingleballin!''
jingleballin by taylor for e for December 27, 2009

Jinglebating 

The act of masturbating to Christmas music.
"Yo Dave you excited for the holidays?" Dave replies, "Hell yeah man, this the time of the year I stop watching porn and just start Jinglebating every day."
Jinglebating by Deejay Teejay November 26, 2013
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Failure Shower 

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Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
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