jingleballin

verb, this def. ''jingleballin'' mean doing anything related to christmas that is so gangster you needed to create a new funny ass word

example 1 ''yo man jose just raped his car in christmas lights and it looks exacly like a dick''

''no way''

''fu** ya''

''i know''

''thats jingleballin''
example 2 ''hay jon''

''wat''

''did you see the funny text i sent you about the raindeer f**king!''

''no?! send it1''

''kk''

recived message

''00000 thats jingleballin!''

jingleballin by taylor for e for December 27, 2009

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Jingle ballin'

Is one possessing the biggest nuts in the room during the holiday season. (Please note that this can and does apply to women as well).

Well, Christmas Kitten, what have you been up to.....jingle balling' and ho ho ho'ing?

Kelly - So, what's under that overcoat? Jillian - my jingle balls.

Yeah, I got your jingle balls!!!!!

All these hoes crammin' my mistletoe cuz I'm jingle ballin'.

Jingle ballin' by J Farrar January 15, 2012

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Related Words

jingleballin • jingleballing • Jinglebating

jingleballing

the act of putting the testicles completely inside of a vacuum hose and turning the pressure all the way up until a small hole forms at the bottom of the sack. then squeezing the balls out of the hole and catching them in a cup. then shaking the cup up and down with your hand covering the top so they don't fall out. a perfect activity for a christmas party with the family.

jingle balls jingle balls jingleballing all the way!

jingleballing by jingleballer July 11, 2011

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Jinglebating

The act of masturbating to Christmas music.

"Yo Dave you excited for the holidays?" Dave replies, "Hell yeah man, this the time of the year I stop watching porn and just start Jinglebating every day."

Jinglebating by Deejay Teejay November 26, 2013

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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