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Jimmyism 

The best religion that was ever conceived.

Do not trust any other definition
I was in the catholic church when I realized should have been practicing Jimmyism all along
Jimmyism by God of Jimmyism January 12, 2018
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JimmyJimso

4'11 Former IS member, favourite word is Mohammed. He is always Tirsty and to lezie.
JimmyJimso is always tirsty
JimmyJimso by Nin9 July 14, 2020

jimmydick 

To preclude a person or organization from an opportunity (i.e. - an event, deal, or situation) with a negative context.

In other words, the first party screws the second party out of a particular opportunity.
Upon arriving late to a dinner event, when dinner has already taken place.: "Well, it looks like I got jimmydicked out of dinner."

In a business context: "Why is Steve jimmydicking us on this deal?"
jimmydick by FrankZappaSA September 2, 2011

jimmydizzler 

something you cant think the name of, or used because you have a slight brain malfunction and cant think of the word that is needed.
could you pass me the jimmydizzler
Scurrying around in a panicked manner to accomplish things, however it often leads to the exact opposite or things being broken.
I was jimmying around to clean the room but ended up breaking everyting
Jimmying by jimmeyder November 8, 2014

Jimmyied 

*To be “Jimmyied” is to be invited to a function where you are led to believe that you and your friend will be the only individuals in attendance, but once you arrive, you learn that your friend has invited numerous other individuals with whom he has previously or currently shared employment.
“Ah, man, I totally got Jimmyied when "Jon" invited me to a go get some drinks on Friday, and when I got there, he had like 6 other people sitting at the table all of which were his lame "bros" from his work, I thought it was just us having drinks I didn't realize he invited his whole office too. I got "Jimmyied"