Jim Henson

the act of fisting and when the hand is completely inside, the hand is then fully opened and closed causing the recipiants eyes and mouth to open and close. think of a puppet and a vantrilaquist.

that bitch was so loose not even the ole' Jim Henson fazed her

Jim Henson by Mr. Higgins May 1, 2006

Jim Henson

(Also known as the Jeff Dunham)
(verb) To anally fist a girl so deep, she is literally your hand puppet. You can also substitute Jim Henson for Jeff Dunham when dealing with your more contemporary gals who just don't have any clue who the fuck the Muppets are.

Dude I just Jim Hensoned the shit out of this bitch. Literally, shoulder deep, feces on my collar bone. Whats good?

Jim Henson by The Awesome Sauce June 28, 2010

Jim Henson's Disease 

Any illness which the sufferer elects to ignore, because they're too busy with work and/or too shy to bother other people about trivialities like their own rapidly deteriorating health.

Jim Henson famously died of pneumonia, but not wanting to be a 'bother' to hospital people, delayed going until it was too late.

Go home and rest. We don't need anyone dying of Jim Henson's Disease here!

Jim Henson's Disease by evildave January 23, 2011

Jim Henson Job 

A Jim Henson Job is funkyism of the cockney slang "muppet"; Jim Henson being the creator of the popular childrens television characters and franchise "The Muppets". Basically it means you're an idiot, fool, or twit.

What did you do that for? You're a Jim Henson Job

Jim Henson Job by Funkyisms July 20, 2016

The Jim Henson 

During coitus, the male puts one hand in the female’s vagina and the other in her rectum, and proceeds to use his hands as puppets and performs The Muppets “Mah Nà Mah Nà” duet while inside her until she reaches climax.

“Dude, I did the Jim Henson with my girlfriend last night and by the end she was singing along”

The Jim Henson by weird sex acts July 14, 2019

the jim henson 

When a fist is inserted into a vagina while the girl is lifted into the air, like a puppet.

Dude, she was so loose i gave her the Jim Henson!

the jim henson by Brockman September 15, 2003

Jim Hensoning

sticking your fist up a partners ass and using them like a puppet

I used the Jim hensoning technique to turn her into a puppet

Jim Hensoning by Jew Monger November 11, 2025