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Jillywigg 

A process in which one takes both of their pointer fingers, licks one of them, then inserts the wet finger in the anus and the dry finger in the vagina. Both fingers hook their respective holes and pull in opposite directions then blow cool air on the gooch region. If done correctly, the recipient should sneeze.
I jillywigged Loren so good last night she was sneezing for hours.
Jillywigg by kcamow August 19, 2019
Words you can keep
The act of deflecting criticism with irrelevant accusations.
“Hey, I was just wondering if we could turn off kitchen appliances when we’re done.”

“Well maybe you should pay your child support”

“You’re totally Jillying me again”
Jillying by Trucky Beave February 3, 2018

Jillying the Jane 

When you eat too many jelly beans and you have a fat shit that comes out multi-coloured and cracks the porcelain of the toilet
“ I enjoy jillying the jane

jollywaggle 

To give sexual pleasure.
Give her the old jollywaggle.
jollywaggle by Grumbles Meador January 5, 2008

jillywag 

a jillywag is another word for a dumb cunt
did you see Steve? he's such a jillywag
jillywag by leiuare February 7, 2018

Jackin' your jillywagon 

male masturbation, humorous jab at male friend for playing with himself.
We were short handed at work all week while you were home jackin' your jillywagon.

JiggyWigg 

A veryy large virgin sumo wrestler.
"Jimmy your such a JiggyWigg."
JiggyWigg by BigNinja5 August 21, 2009
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