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Jilly Juice 

A salty cabbage drink that gives you extreme diarrhea. It was created by a loon with an eating disorder that hates exercising. She has convinced stupid people it will heal them, so she can justify her purging.
The creator of jilly juice has shit herself on camera.
Jilly Juice by Herbie West April 14, 2019
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jilly juice 

the opposite of the benefit it gives cure cancer ,nope ,heals limb,lose another one,age longer, age shorter.
dude you got jilly juice

jolly juice 

A bottle of gin within which watermelon, or other flavors of, Jolly Ranchers are melted and dissolved.
Try this Jolly Juice, if you didn't like gin before you'll like it now!
jolly juice by orotot October 6, 2008

Jelly Juice 

Brady ate out Olivia and her jelly juice went all in his mouth.
Jelly Juice by sexy boo November 9, 2010

jolly juice 

a viscid whitish fluid of the male reproductive tract consisting of spermatozoa suspended in secretions of accessory glands. Also known as jizz, semen, or if originating from certain subspecies, as nignog.
"hey baby, you done ready for this jolly juice?"

or

"I'd like to give her some of this jolly juice"

or

"I knew Raul was gay when I saw jolly juice dripping from his anus."
jolly juice by MC Taboo September 15, 2009

jolly juicer 

A person who often use the restroom to drop a deuce.
Sam: That girl goes to the bathroom every other minute!

Brad: She must be a jolly juicer!

jilljuice 

opposite of jackjuice, female sex juice see also lovejuice
she queefed her jilljuice all over me!
jilljuice by lou December 20, 2004
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