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Jillawong 

when you blow up a condom inside someones asshole
Janine said " jillawong me now!" and Craig jillawonged her good!
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A word to describe laughing so hard, the lower part of your abdomen aches
I just jillonged im actually dead

You make me jillong so hard
Jillong by Jdisjfiwuujcsjq June 11, 2020
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Illawong 

Where the elite gather to live and laugh at the plebs living elsewhere.

Also the last line of defense from the Bankstown marauders.

Also where The Man, Vulkan The Gladiator, lives.
That guy is so cool, he must be from Illawong

That mofo from Bankstown was stomped by the boys from Illawong

Vulkan is so brutal, he beat up Chuck Norris
Illawong by Big Dazza July 25, 2011

jillywonkered 

The company reorganization is making me feel jillywonkered.
jillywonkered by f.x.l. September 2, 2014

illawong 

A hole in sydney East, Australia. It consits mainly of colts (total cats) and drongos. Once in there it is very difficult to get out of as it is such a large hole ie massive crater.
example: I was stuck in ILLAWONG and could not get out as it is such an enormous hole.
illawong by jimmy scarf October 3, 2005
The rancid crotch of an old vietnamese woman usually around the age of 65-65 1/2 years is when jallywong is most susceptible to vietnamese women. Its a grotesque punget smell of fish, old dishwasher detergent, and onions. Please beware if seen or smelled.
Shes got some f$cked up jallywong I wouldnt smash it.
Jallywong by the sexy man69 February 26, 2020
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

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Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
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board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
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young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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