Jiffy Tube 

The TV that is at Jiffy Lube on the wall of the waiting area. No one is entertained by it. The remote sits in plain sight, yet no one dares to change the channel in fear someone else is watching it. Asking to change it is not an option because Mike, sitting on the other couch in white New Balances is on his Otterbox-covered iPhone 4S yelling at his son Timmy for being a lazy fuck and never getting off his Nintendo.

Man: your oil needs to be changed.

Man 2: fuck! I hate having to sit there and watch the Jiffy Tube.

Jiffy Tube by Daniel10000 October 3, 2018

jiffylube 

To masterbate with car oil.

Jessie had to relax so he jiffylubed it.

jiffylube by Jay April 6, 2005