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The baddest of the bad. Someone who is perfect in every way
wow thats jhoana.
Jhoana by kbinInSpace May 17, 2025
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Jhoana • Joana • Johana • jhanavi • jhoanna • jhana • Joana Ramos • jhoan • jhona • Joana Ceddia
Joanah is the type of person to always have your back. She doesn't let anyone disrespect her or anyone else. She's a great gift-giver, she's loyal, Pretty, goofy and she'll annoy you because she feels comfortable. She doesn't care about what ANYONE says about her. Her own opinion is more important to her. IF you ever have a Joanah in your life, keep her and don't let her go. She's the best supporter ever. If she's your best friend, you're the luckiest person ever. She will listen to your problems and always find a way to cheer you up. She's the hype one of the group and she will jump in a fight to protect you. She's secretly emotional, she's short but will fight you no matter what your size. She laughs at everything and she is known by everyone. She's independent and she doesn't give a fuck about your OPINION. She will tell you str8 up and she loves to argue about anything and she will get her point across. Don't ever think she forgets because she doesn't. DON'T TOUCH HER FOOD and even if you do her wrong she will always say its not important because she doesn't want to put that in between your relationship and if she does care then you're out her life. She loves herself, you can roast her all you want and she will laugh at everything little, it doesn't matter. She's really loud too. She believes in God and her name means God is Gracious. She gets good grades and she gets all the boys even though people say she doesn't. She doesn't really follow rules.
Joanah by RainbowTacos August 29, 2018
Joana is sweet, precious, spicy, small, smart, and cute. She has a sparkling personality that makes you glow up. She caring and always checks upon you. She's a little shy but once you get to know her she's a fireball! She the kind of girl that makes you feel nice, so you gotta try your best to do what's right. She so short and teases very much. There's so much to say about her...the list goes on.
Joana, I love you, you're the one for me

"Hey who's that girl you with?"

"Ah, Her names Joana and shes might fine"
Joana by Popeyes190 March 10, 2021

joana ceddia 

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joana ceddia? um I think u meant john cena
joana ceddia by reallythatbitch January 22, 2019
A young girl , wavy hair . Usually dark brown eyes , crazy , friendly , very funny . Always has people laughing , and always gives someone good advice . Very Smart , sexy , beautiful , very attractive . Usually a small size girl . from 5" to 5'2" tall . Doesn't need materialistic stuff , but cares more for people . She is a very random person and is a good person until her buttons are pressed .
Omg , she has me cracking up with her jokes . Just like a Jhoanna .

I love my girlfriend she is very Jhoanna .
Jhoanna by Albert Thompson September 3, 2011
A girl who likes to have a good time. She is super funny and trustworthy. All the boys try to talk to her because she’s a boy magnet, but she knows she’s too good for them. She is super smart and doesn’t even know it. She’s extremely pretty and caring.
Dude 1: yooo that Johana girl is a hottiiiie
Dude 2: yuh imma ask her out
Dude 3: naw she’s too good for us
Dude 2: yuh u right
Johana by maria_f June 23, 2020
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