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Javison is a straight god at call of duty. Don't give a Fuck about what you say. And never caught lacking
Javison is a god
Javison by Unknown dagger November 20, 2018
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A Well known cardio-vascular surgeon that is also pretty hip and has an amazingly intelligent and beautiful gf/fiance/wife named Lesley
Chase: Who is this dude named Javis?!?

Zay: What! Javis is the coolest guy I know. I went to school with him back in the day...
Javis by trendsetter37 February 7, 2010

Javiscone 

Noun; The Javiscone is like a sandwich. It is the theory in which the Universe is the bread, we are the filling and we are bound to it by an unseen, butter-like force. This force is called the Javiscone. There are infinite Javiscones, each with more potential energy than the last, but as we climb the Javisconicular field, they become more unstable.

Each Javiscone is surrounded by a shield of little Hithiscones. Using a balancing theory, they can create complete stability in a Javiscone, and this prevents it from becoming misconstantuated. In this case, we can force ourselves upwards into the plain. In the 42nd Javiscone we could discover the meaning of life, but the only Javiscones that are stable without Hithiscone balance are those up to the 12th (the 6th being very popular these days).

Javiscones can still be misconstantuated by Nanoscone and Macroscone attacks! Beware!
My Javiscone is misconstantuated! It is collapsing.
Javiscone by Charles Bramald January 21, 2005

Javis1028-_ 

Javis1028-_ Is one of the Best rng players ever exist it his on goated crews his really respectful when it comes to discord his really chill he have one of the best save wizard fits and is undefeated by anyone including DarkFears etc....
Javis1028-_ js one of the best rng player
Javis1028-_ by GTA RnG News December 2, 2020
Jhadisa is a strong passionate young woman who knows what she want and always has a sense of humor. She is beautiful, caring and also loving...she's willing to help anybody in need and she will never give up on FAMILY!
Jhadisa is very smart!
Jhadisa by Joshuacudjoe629 August 27, 2023
A boul who is tough at ball
I am jhais at basketball
Jhais by Ilove Jhais October 5, 2022
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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