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Jhavis is that friend who is overly and jokingly homosexual. He will always try to make you laugh any way possible. Jhavis has an extensive list of different jokes and humorous tricks up his sleeve.
Guy 1: have you met Jhavis?
Guy 2: no but I overheard him flirting with Wade.
Jhavis by urban dictionary real42 January 14, 2023
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Javison is a straight god at call of duty. Don't give a Fuck about what you say. And never caught lacking
Javison is a god
Javison by Unknown dagger November 20, 2018
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A Well known cardio-vascular surgeon that is also pretty hip and has an amazingly intelligent and beautiful gf/fiance/wife named Lesley
Chase: Who is this dude named Javis?!?

Zay: What! Javis is the coolest guy I know. I went to school with him back in the day...
Javis by trendsetter37 February 7, 2010

Javiscone 

Noun; The Javiscone is like a sandwich. It is the theory in which the Universe is the bread, we are the filling and we are bound to it by an unseen, butter-like force. This force is called the Javiscone. There are infinite Javiscones, each with more potential energy than the last, but as we climb the Javisconicular field, they become more unstable.

Each Javiscone is surrounded by a shield of little Hithiscones. Using a balancing theory, they can create complete stability in a Javiscone, and this prevents it from becoming misconstantuated. In this case, we can force ourselves upwards into the plain. In the 42nd Javiscone we could discover the meaning of life, but the only Javiscones that are stable without Hithiscone balance are those up to the 12th (the 6th being very popular these days).

Javiscones can still be misconstantuated by Nanoscone and Macroscone attacks! Beware!
My Javiscone is misconstantuated! It is collapsing.
Javiscone by Charles Bramald January 21, 2005

Javis1028-_ 

Javis1028-_ Is one of the Best rng players ever exist it his on goated crews his really respectful when it comes to discord his really chill he have one of the best save wizard fits and is undefeated by anyone including DarkFears etc....
Javis1028-_ js one of the best rng player
Javis1028-_ by GTA RnG News December 2, 2020
Jhadisa is a strong passionate young woman who knows what she want and always has a sense of humor. She is beautiful, caring and also loving...she's willing to help anybody in need and she will never give up on FAMILY!
Jhadisa is very smart!
Jhadisa by Joshuacudjoe629 August 27, 2023
A boul who is tough at ball
I am jhais at basketball
Jhais by Ilove Jhais October 5, 2022
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
Word of the Day on August 29, 2026

Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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