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when someone takes too fucking long to do something
Friend: I'll be back in an minute.
Me: Don't you dare pull a jhalt on me.
jhalt by eyaaaaa August 30, 2017
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Jhalt Time 

The definition of Jhalt time is when a server release is delayed by up to years.
MineHQ releases in 1 month -Jhalt... 2 years later it releases.

That is the definition of Jhalt Time
Jhalt Time by Rheju June 9, 2018
Related Words
jhalt Jhalt Time jhat jhaat Jhalak Jhalil jhatu Jalter jhaatu Jhalen

Dr. Jhatka 

He is a dr. jhatka
Dr. Jhatka by localtalk March 13, 2020
Jhalak is a cool person. Super kind and sweet, nice eyes. Don't leave her! She so much fun!!! She is not like anyone you meet. Super lit. All in all, be friends with her, it super easy too. Honestly, one of the nicest person you'll meet, ever.
"Have you met Jhalak"
"Yeah dude, she's super nice"
Jhalak by iOnlySpeakTruth July 30, 2018
A gang bang where the men chase down women with their mighty sword cocks, trying to infiltrate and penetrate the women. At the end women either win by escaping or win by sucking the men;)
Yo that Jalter was lit!
Jalter by Suck me;) November 22, 2018
When your boss subjects you to a new assignment, without informing you have been demoted.
Greg: Hey man, you get any sales calls today?
Sammy: Naw man, i'm only customer service. I think i might have been jhalled.
jhalled by jizzGC July 7, 2009

jhantiyatard 

Jhantiyatard is fan of Canadian actor Akshay Kumar, whose real name is Rajiv Jhatiya..who is Epitome of Flops and Disasters in Bollywood.

They in process of trolling others get selftrolled.
Jhantiyatard got trolled again.
jhantiyatard by Wickedmind May 11, 2019
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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