jhalt

when someone takes too fucking long to do something

Friend: I'll be back in an minute.
Me: Don't you dare pull a jhalt on me.

by eyaaaaa August 30, 2017

Jhalt Time

The definition of Jhalt time is when a server release is delayed by up to years.

MineHQ releases in 1 month -Jhalt... 2 years later it releases.

That is the definition of Jhalt Time

by Rheju June 9, 2018

Dr. Jhatka

Jack of all trades, master of none!

He is a dr. jhatka

by localtalk March 13, 2020

Jhalak

Jhalak is a cool person. Super kind and sweet, nice eyes. Don't leave her! She so much fun!!! She is not like anyone you meet. Super lit. All in all, be friends with her, it super easy too. Honestly, one of the nicest person you'll meet, ever.

"Have you met Jhalak"
"Yeah dude, she's super nice"

by iOnlySpeakTruth July 30, 2018

Jalter

A gang bang where the men chase down women with their mighty sword cocks, trying to infiltrate and penetrate the women. At the end women either win by escaping or win by sucking the men;)

Yo that Jalter was lit!

by Suck me;) November 22, 2018

jhalled

When your boss subjects you to a new assignment, without informing you have been demoted.

Greg: Hey man, you get any sales calls today?
Sammy: Naw man, i'm only customer service. I think i might have been jhalled.

by jizzGC July 7, 2009

jhantiyatard

Jhantiyatard is fan of Canadian actor Akshay Kumar, whose real name is Rajiv Jhatiya..who is Epitome of Flops and Disasters in Bollywood.

They in process of trolling others get selftrolled.

Jhantiyatard got trolled again.

by Wickedmind May 11, 2019