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jeptember 

when your favorite spoon next to your fork with a dent that’s under the knife with a red handle in your left kitchen drawer has ptsd from to much paparazzi
“No sorry you cant use that spoon. It has serious jeptember.”
jeptember by jurch February 9, 2022
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Jexpt • Jeeptard • Jexting • jepte • jeptha • jext • jeeptarded • Jeepthroat • jeeptoos • jempty
Jexter
This name makes you one of a kind. In others words, special, rare, unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know someone you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore. You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.
"Jexter seems weird"

"No, just wait and see his wild side"
Jexter by gemaruuuuuuuuuuu June 8, 2021

The Jeptha 

A beast who traditionally stalks prey in dark, dingy garages. Predominantly stalks males. It's recommended that you don't sleep in open areas such as in the middle of a living room while the jeptha is present. He is able to sneakily molest to you as you sleep without having you wake up. when he catches his prey, he usually rapes them up the ass or sometimes just gropes them in an inapproprate fashion.
"Hey watch out when you go to sleep tonight. I heard the jeptha is around"
"Oh shit. Im going to have to sleep with a belt on"
The Jeptha by T_I_M_J March 30, 2009
When a man sends you a text message while jerking off and letting it be know to the recipient.
Hey man, wanna go to the gym later? Im jerking it right now, You just got jexted.
Jexted by Wild L. August 4, 2011
Jeptha's are usually very unique. If you ever find a jeptha keep him forever because you will not find one like him ever again. Jeptha's have the best personality ever. Jeptha's try a little to hard to fit in with the other guys, and usually are influenced by the not so good men. If they do follow what they really wanna do they will find it so much easier to go through life. Jeptha's usually have brown hair or are gingers with blue and green eyes. Their great at accomplishing life so hold on to them. Their usually pretty fit and are great at sports. Theirs alot to be said about jeptha's ,but i cannot write a whole book.
High school girl: did you see that hot guy on insta the other day. Friend: yeah he is so hot.... He doesnt admit it though even though he is. High school girl: i know right he like always says how ugly he is when he is not! He is also really good at sports. I think his name is jeptha. Friend : that's a hot name
Jeptha by Bourneidentity March 26, 2018
A word used to describe a person with wisdom; better described as a noob on a power-trip. Nowadays this word is used daily, all over the globe. People are saying it, shouting it, whispering it. It's off the charts. Often when someone is called a jext, it means that person uses their wisdom to fool other people. Do not ever trust a person when they refer you to a jext.
Example #1:
"Whoever created this must be utterly jextious!"

Example #2:
"The jextition is rising."

Example #3:
"Dude, you're so dumb, L2Jext."
jext by L. Ortchekst April 29, 2008
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
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Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
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piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
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anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
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