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When a man sends you a text message while jerking off and letting it be know to the recipient.
Hey man, wanna go to the gym later? Im jerking it right now, You just got jexted.
Jexted by Wild L. August 4, 2011
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Con-jected 

When a total stranger sits next you to you on the bus, and then they just talk about there life story and what happened to them other day and you just totally don't give a shit and you nod and say yes to everything they say. But you don't want to Tell them you don't care to there face so you just look like your paying attention. So your convocation blocking them hence con-jected
Ah right the other day joe this bitch sat next next to me on the bus and I complety con-jected Her.
Con-jected by Bigfodrob November 21, 2014
Related Words
Jexted • Jetted • jeeted • jerted • jected • Jexten • Jexter • E-jected • Con-jected • Ex-jected

Carly Rae-Jected

To find out that the person you like is gay, as seen in the music video for Carly Rae Jepson's song "Call Me Maybe".
Girl 1: Well, I was gonna ask Tom out, but it turns out he's gay.
Girl 2: Ouch. Carly Rae-Jected.
Carly Rae-Jected by seinakyou July 23, 2012
Jexter
This name makes you one of a kind. In others words, special, rare, unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know someone you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore. You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.
"Jexter seems weird"

"No, just wait and see his wild side"
Jexter by gemaruuuuuuuuuuu June 8, 2021
When your hand spazes and and jerks away and u mean to say jerked but your autism kicks in and you say jerted.
"Damn my hand just jerted"
"Lilly jerted her hand away from Kevin's penis in anticipation "
jerted by *moans loudly* July 26, 2017

E-jected 

1. The act of sending an email to a random, attractive person who seems intelligent, unique and has a good taste in humor and music etc. in the act of possibly becoming friends, going on a date, or getting laid only to have the email read and never replied back.
Friend- "Hey Tim, you looked depressed, what is wrong?"

Tim- "I just got e-jected by that one hot chick whos into The Velvet Underground and The Shins"

Friend- "damn dude, let me buy you a beer"
E-jected by EraserKid November 15, 2009

Joan Jetted 

Being denied entry to the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame while other less talented musicians are inducted.
The Cure was Joan Jetted again this year.
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