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A word used to describe a person with wisdom; better described as a noob on a power-trip. Nowadays this word is used daily, all over the globe. People are saying it, shouting it, whispering it. It's off the charts. Often when someone is called a jext, it means that person uses their wisdom to fool other people. Do not ever trust a person when they refer you to a jext.
Example #1:
"Whoever created this must be utterly jextious!"

Example #2:
"The jextition is rising."

Example #3:
"Dude, you're so dumb, L2Jext."
jext by L. Ortchekst April 29, 2008
Words you can keep
The act of crossing identical texts. Jinx via text message.
Bob: That game was amazing!
Dave: Over time!! Bob: Over time!!
Dave: Jext!
Bob: Lol! You sly dogger!

(Bob and Dave go way back, and have a very jovial friendship.)
Jext by Palermo Princess February 4, 2014
Related Words
Jexting jext Jexted Jexten Jexter Jexther Jexton Jextricate
Jexter
This name makes you one of a kind. In others words, special, rare, unique. You start off extremely shy but when you get to know someone you're as crazy as them. You have your sense of style and you tend to explore. You are trustworthy and reliable like no other. You're hated for what you do because you're different and creative. But love you or hate you, your still gonna shine.
"Jexter seems weird"

"No, just wait and see his wild side"
Jexter by gemaruuuuuuuuuuu June 8, 2021
When a man sends you a text message while jerking off and letting it be know to the recipient.
Hey man, wanna go to the gym later? Im jerking it right now, You just got jexted.
Jexted by Wild L. August 4, 2011
Swaggiest bitch out there, apparently a BDN
Damn thats so Jexther bro
Jexther by bingbong0666 March 23, 2020

Jextricate 

the act of firmly grabbing another by the gentalia
if you don't stop pissing me off, i'm gonna jextricate you.
Jextricate by mjaarkce April 17, 2011
Jexton is a very loyal kid, he loves anyone who comes into his life, he will care for his girlfriend and love her so very much, jexton is super athletic
Wow your super good, are you a jexton?
Jexton by Jonboy February 27, 2019
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green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

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"My salad days,
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A)
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B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
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Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
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Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
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