Jewuche

A jew and Douche, a person no likes. a stingy or lame wannabe. typically white.

Yo that guy that jacked my shit is a total jewuche

by Retro 821 March 5, 2009

Jeuche

1. A Jewish Douche that commonly wears hats. Sometimes, but not always, is also addicted to stupid video games.

2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.

1. "Wow, that Andy over there is playing a video game, wearing a hat and has a Jew nose! He's such a Jeuche."

2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."

by ladygagaandgleeeee May 25, 2010

jewche

A contraction of the word "douche" and "Jew". Used to describe a Jew who is a douche.

"Erin is a jewche" (Get it? Cuz she's Jewish...)

by Laura Ward January 3, 2006

jewche bag

A douche bag that happens to be of the Jewish faith.

I hate that dude. he's a jewche bag.

by rywo July 22, 2009

Jewchebag

The kind of Jewish guy that gives all Jews a bad name. He womanizes about women he'll never have and brags about his elite financial status to anyone within earshot. He has gelled hair that borders on Guido-offensive and won't get off of his Blackberry.

Alternately: he can be the literary type. Obsessed with Phillip Roth and Woody Allen and thinks only white, straight Jewish men are worthy of awards, publications, his time, etc.

Did you hear Jeff talking about how he got his tickets free from the owner of the team? He mentioned it only eight times after talking about his 200k frequent flier miles. What a Jewchebag.

by s0sarasaid October 20, 2011

Jewschebag

1) A Jewish person with douche bag-like tendencies.

2) A person who acts like a douche bag, but only when it comes to money.

1) Wow, is that Semite seriously going to take pictures of himself in front of a church? What a Jewschebag!

2) Last week, I lent Matt fifty bucks, and now he claims he paid it back when he clearly didn't. I'm never going to lend that Jewshebag money again!

by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010

Jewche

A combination of the words Jew and douche. Being a Jewche is worse than being called a Jew or a douche alone.

Man, that dude is a freakin Jewche. I can't stand his ass.

by sireus February 8, 2009