Jeuche
1. A Jewish Douche that commonly wears hats. Sometimes, but not always, is also addicted to stupid video games.
2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.
2. Used to reference people that are acting especially stupid, useless, or are idiotic.
1. "Wow, that Andy over there is playing a video game, wearing a hat and has a Jew nose! He's such a Jeuche."
2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."
2. "Is Andy really wearing clothes that make him look like white trash? He is so stupid. What a Jeuche."
Jeuche by ladygagaandgleeeee May 25, 2010
Related Words
Jewuche • jewche • jewchebag • Jeuche • Jewche Clown • Jeweuche • Jewouche • Jewschebag • Jew cheap • Jew Check
jewche
jewche by Laura Ward January 3, 2006
jewche bag
jewche bag by rywo July 22, 2009
Jewchebag
The kind of Jewish guy that gives all Jews a bad name. He womanizes about women he'll never have and brags about his elite financial status to anyone within earshot. He has gelled hair that borders on Guido-offensive and won't get off of his Blackberry.
Alternately: he can be the literary type. Obsessed with Phillip Roth and Woody Allen and thinks only white, straight Jewish men are worthy of awards, publications, his time, etc.
Alternately: he can be the literary type. Obsessed with Phillip Roth and Woody Allen and thinks only white, straight Jewish men are worthy of awards, publications, his time, etc.
Did you hear Jeff talking about how he got his tickets free from the owner of the team? He mentioned it only eight times after talking about his 200k frequent flier miles. What a Jewchebag.
Jewchebag by s0sarasaid October 20, 2011
Jewschebag
1) A Jewish person with douche bag-like tendencies.
2) A person who acts like a douche bag, but only when it comes to money.
2) A person who acts like a douche bag, but only when it comes to money.
1) Wow, is that Semite seriously going to take pictures of himself in front of a church? What a Jewschebag!
2) Last week, I lent Matt fifty bucks, and now he claims he paid it back when he clearly didn't. I'm never going to lend that Jewshebag money again!
2) Last week, I lent Matt fifty bucks, and now he claims he paid it back when he clearly didn't. I'm never going to lend that Jewshebag money again!
Jewschebag by gavdawg262 January 24, 2010
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Back when I lived in upstate new york
A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
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Salad Days
green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
Rashness with little concern of consequence.
Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare
"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."
- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
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board chow
A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.
B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.
B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026