Jewpster

a Jewish person who subscribes to 'indie' and 'hipster' norms and associates with interests of the like. Especially one who moves to a trendy hipster neighborhood and starts shopping at thrift stores, makes sad music with keyboards and harmonicas and takes up smoking to fit in with other hipsters.

Adam Green is such a jewpster. I can see his Jew fro from a mile away!

Jewpster by sooummyeah July 7, 2011

Jewpiter 

A large bottom of a jewish person, named so for resembling our solar system's largest planet

Max's butt is so big we named it Jewpiter

Jewpiter by BatjewK July 12, 2006

Jeepster 

Jeepster is a term utilized to refer an individual (primarily an adolescent or young adult male) of average or insignificant stature, who pursues the object of their affections with almost unwavering tenacity. Modern usage of the term can be delineated back to the 1970's, where the concept was explored and popularized by the T. Rex classic with the same title. Marc Bolan expresses the predicament of pursuing a person above one's social stature via the metaphor that is the dichotomy between automobiles, the Jeep (the average person) and the coveted Jaguar (the object of romantic affection).

Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

Person A: "Person B is such a jeepster for Person C! "
Person D: "It's such a shame that Person C is a jaguar, she is coveted by many jeepsters".

Jeepster by The Student12 April 6, 2014

jewpiter 

the home plannet of jews, aparantly it is hidden behind the milkyway

awww look at that jew over there looks like he wants to go home to jewpiter

jewpiter by alf-ace February 22, 2008

jeepster 

What one is in response to a girl who slides so good with bones so fair she's got the universe reclining in her hair.

I'm just a jeepster for your love.

jeepster by Marc Bolan July 1, 2004

jeepster 

a charming average guy, who is willing to go anywhere for the object of his affection---namely, a "jaguar" (a "jaguar" is a super hot girl).

"...I will call you Jaguar if I may be so bold.... girl, I'm just a Jeepster for your love..." T Rex

jeepster by hyphyann September 8, 2006

Jeepster 

To clarify "Jeepster," this is technically a type of off-road Jeep (automobile) from Marc Bolan's period. So Bolan (of T.Rex fame) in their single Jeepster, is drawing a metaphor to this Jeep. The lyrics make this clear by likening the object of the Jeepsters pursuit to a "Jaguar", another popular automobile of the day.

Jaguars have remained a popular staple for enthusiasts, especially in Britain (where they're produced.) The Jeepster conversely being an American model is probably significant to Bolan's extended metaphor.

Just like a car you're pleasing to be hold
I'll call you Jaguar if I may be so bold
'Cos you're my baby, 'cos you're my love
Oh girl I'm just a jeepster for your love - oh

Jeepster by yksehtniycul March 18, 2009