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jewgro
Lenny Kravitz is a jewgro
Jewrosis
A particular form of neurosis in which a person compulsively feels and expresses self-loathing and guilt simply because of their own Jewish identity, while similarly perceiving persecution and the hatred of most others for the same reason. These Jewrotics commonly blame historical prejudices (however far-removed) as well as their own upbringing, especially from the stereotypical self-esteem-bashing and guilt-placing by Jewish mothers. This Jewrotic (or jeurotic) behavior is best exemplified by the comedy act of Richard Lewis.
Woody Allen humorously acknowledges his own Jewrosis in his film "Annie Hall," in which he perceives the simple question "D'you eat?" (Did you eat?) as the racial slur "D'Jew eat?"
Jewrosis by Poet Daddy February 24, 2008
jewfro
blacks + jews = blues. As in music. As in Jewish guys, at least since the late 60's / early 70's wearing their hair like Jimi Hendrix or Don King.
Man, did you see VH-1's 'I Love The '80's' 1981 episode ? There was Larry David (of Seinfeld and Curb Your Enthusiasm) on 'Fridays' sporting the wildest jewfro this side of Larry from the Three Stooges !
jewfro by Virgin Suicides May 12, 2017
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
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Pee Calculus
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
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