jewgo

a new Jew, aka Brian F

Someone that keeps tight track of their money and has never done that before

Someone who is new at being a Jew..

A nice guy who used to wipe his ass with his money and let others do the same but is tired of being used and abused

"hey, stop acting like a BRIAN/JewGO and buy it for me!"

"No i won't loan you any more money, I'm a JEWGO now"

"stop being such a jewgo, you remind me of brian"

"I have recently be reborn and now follow JewGoism"

by Braian Fart November 2, 2012

jewgo

1.)Pregnent jewish person

2.)Tim

Tim ur such a frickin jewgo. howd u become fuckin pregnent?

by Lankey December 28, 2008

jewdonym

A pseudonym, stage name, or nom de plume meant to obscure one's Jewish heritage.

Jon Stewart: jewdonym of Jon Leibowitz
Natalie Portman: jewdonym of Natalie Hershlag
Jason Alexander: jewdonym of Jason Greenspan
Woody Allen: jewdonym of Allen Stewart Konigsberg
Paul Stanley: jewdonym of Stanley Eisen

by QRDeNameland March 31, 2010

Jeego

When you grunt, squeeze, and squirm to not shit yourself in the car, but you end up doing it anyways because there isn't a bathroom for at least another 10 minutes.

Kelly is the king of Jeego!

by Zakume July 31, 2011

Jewge

Noun. A Jew nose.

Pronounced like huge (silent 'j')

Example 1.
Chanoch: Thank God for my jewge I can smell money 1000's of miles away.
Aaron: the bigger the better.

Example 2.
Female 1: ewwww... look at that girls Jewge i wonder if she stuffs money up there instead of her clutch.
Female 2: if i flick it, it'll probably sound like a gong.

by Christopher.Scott January 21, 2015

jewgro

a black jew
half jew half negro

guide: And if u look to your left you will see the first jewgro ever sighted

crowd: AAAAAAHHHHHHHH

by BBBalla30 May 6, 2007

jewgenics

When the orthodox jewish ostracize a Jewish member of their community because the person is mentally or physically disabled.

Jews have spread across the world in part due to jewgenics.

by AnonDoxy November 14, 2018