jewche bag
jewche bag by rywo July 22, 2009
jewsh bag
a jewish douche bag . Primarily referring to that uncle and/or any other family member who berates you for being a young modern jew in today's world, usually this person is a hypocrite and is downright obnoxious. the yenta for te modern male jew.
jewsh bag by Jack Silverberg December 5, 2007
jewchbag
combination of the word jew and deuche bag. Usually meant to describe deuchey or annoying jewish boys. Sometimes jewish frat boys. Men who think they are "all that"
jewchbag by little.mermaid April 28, 2011
Jewchbag
A term used for any Hollywood production staff who's incompetence has led to severe injuries and/or death of staff during the production of a film.
Famous examples include an incident during the filming of the Twilight Zone theatrical film in which three actors, including children, died during an accident concerning a helicopter; several laws were violated in the process of the scene in question, such as child actors having strict schedules for filming hours per regulation, and a stunt double filming for a Resident Evil installment whom suffered paralysis after a motorcycle she piloted for an action scene crashed into a fixture for the camera crew to pivot the camera upon; the film equipment was not safely secured on the set before the filming had begun.
Often times these responsible film staff are not held accountable due to the tribes infiltration of the legal system and hence can rely on friends in high places to favor them in any court proceedings.
Famous examples include an incident during the filming of the Twilight Zone theatrical film in which three actors, including children, died during an accident concerning a helicopter; several laws were violated in the process of the scene in question, such as child actors having strict schedules for filming hours per regulation, and a stunt double filming for a Resident Evil installment whom suffered paralysis after a motorcycle she piloted for an action scene crashed into a fixture for the camera crew to pivot the camera upon; the film equipment was not safely secured on the set before the filming had begun.
Often times these responsible film staff are not held accountable due to the tribes infiltration of the legal system and hence can rely on friends in high places to favor them in any court proceedings.
Friend 1: Dude, did you hear about that footage of a crew member getting beheaded during the filming of the Twilight Zone?
Friend 2: Yup, some Jewchbag violated several regulation laws while filming to keep up with schedule and two kids died in the process.
Friend 1: The rich and famous suck their mother's asses in Hell.
Friend 2: Yup, some Jewchbag violated several regulation laws while filming to keep up with schedule and two kids died in the process.
Friend 1: The rich and famous suck their mother's asses in Hell.
Jewchbag by fursdayafternoon March 17, 2021
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