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Jewch Bag 

A Douch Bag Jew.
A Jewish D-Bag.

See Jewish, Douch Bag
That Jewch bag broke up with my cousin on Valentines day because his mom found out she is a shiksa.

That Jewch bag had it coming cheating on her with every girl on the street corner.
Jewch Bag by bebe23 March 3, 2011

Jewch Bag 

A Jewish duech bag
Hey, John Stewart, quit being such a jewch bag!
Jewch Bag by easy goin October 20, 2010
Related Words
Jewch Bag • jewsh bag • jewchebag • Jewch • jewche • Jewce • Jewcy • Jewth • jelch • Jewsh

jewche bag 

A douche bag that happens to be of the Jewish faith.
I hate that dude. he's a jewche bag.
jewche bag by rywo July 22, 2009

Jewsh Bag 

1. a Jewish douche bag

2. someone who is being a douche bag because they stole and or wont lend you some money
1.wow Rabbi Hejmanoski don't be a jewsh bag

2. dude i just need 32 cents. dont be a jewsh bag
Jewsh Bag by CLubPwn March 26, 2009

jewsh bag 

a jewish douche bag . Primarily referring to that uncle and/or any other family member who berates you for being a young modern jew in today's world, usually this person is a hypocrite and is downright obnoxious. the yenta for te modern male jew.
"Man, have you met Misha's uncle?"
"Yeah, dude, he's such a jewsh bag"
jewsh bag by Jack Silverberg December 5, 2007

jewchbag 

combination of the word jew and deuche bag. Usually meant to describe deuchey or annoying jewish boys. Sometimes jewish frat boys. Men who think they are "all that"
That guy was a total jewchbag, trying to hit on her like that? What an idiot.
jewchbag by little.mermaid April 28, 2011

Jewchbag 

A term used for any Hollywood production staff who's incompetence has led to severe injuries and/or death of staff during the production of a film.

Famous examples include an incident during the filming of the Twilight Zone theatrical film in which three actors, including children, died during an accident concerning a helicopter; several laws were violated in the process of the scene in question, such as child actors having strict schedules for filming hours per regulation, and a stunt double filming for a Resident Evil installment whom suffered paralysis after a motorcycle she piloted for an action scene crashed into a fixture for the camera crew to pivot the camera upon; the film equipment was not safely secured on the set before the filming had begun.

Often times these responsible film staff are not held accountable due to the tribes infiltration of the legal system and hence can rely on friends in high places to favor them in any court proceedings.
Friend 1: Dude, did you hear about that footage of a crew member getting beheaded during the filming of the Twilight Zone?

Friend 2: Yup, some Jewchbag violated several regulation laws while filming to keep up with schedule and two kids died in the process.

Friend 1: The rich and famous suck their mother's asses in Hell.
Jewchbag by fursdayafternoon March 17, 2021
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