JewTiz 

The Jewish version of David Ortiz. Preferably a white right handed male that can bench 275. Must play division 3 baseball and wear a Star of David chain. He’s so good the coaches never let him see the field.

That kid Jack in the star chain can swing it, he must be JewTiz.

JewTiz by JewTizlover69420 March 14, 2024

Jewizire 

An unstoppable combination between a Jedi, Wizard, and Vampire. Such creature is very rare and extremely lethal.

There is no stopping a JEWIZIRE

A Jewizire carries around its lightsaber, wand, and coffin.

Look at that Jewizire! It's casting a spell, using the force, and sucking someone's blood at the same time!

Jewizire by Jewizire July 27, 2015

Jewting 

Jewting is a brilliant derivative of mewing, invented by the genius penguin Datboijj. It combines the functions/effects of hardmewing, chewing and jutting all at ONCE! In one motion. This method is about two thousand times more effective than it's former, mewing. See looksmax.org for details, because "bookism" aint on shit except for being cringe edgelords dancing in a graveyard. BLEH!

Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"

Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "

Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!

Jewting by Savylthe April 11, 2022

Jewnizm 

A Black person who's also a Jew.

"Wow look at him, he's pure Jewnizm."

Jewnizm by BrittanySweeting February 18, 2010

Jewtilicious 

Adjective: Used to describe a particularly fine looking woman of Hebrew descent. Taken and updated from the song "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child.

"My body's too Jewtilicious for you."

Jewtilicious by Tania Levy July 27, 2006

Jewtini 

A cocktail similar to a martini, but instead, is only filled with tap water, and garnished with generally a lemon slice. Saves on the $16 usually payed for a martini, and looks stylish at the same time!

Jeremiah: "Ezekial, what's the deal with Joosef, he's on his eighth martini and still standing straight!"

Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"

Jewtini by hagrid_loves_5318008 November 10, 2010

Jewtits

A pair of jewish breasts

her jewtits we're enormous

Jewtits by Nathan drummond December 24, 2007