The Jewish version of David Ortiz. Preferably a white right handed male that can bench 275. Must play division 3 baseball and wear a Star of David chain. He’s so good the coaches never let him see the field.
by JewTizlover69420 March 14, 2024
Get the JewTiz mug.An unstoppable combination between a Jedi, Wizard, and Vampire. Such creature is very rare and extremely lethal.
There is no stopping a JEWIZIRE
A Jewizire carries around its lightsaber, wand, and coffin.
There is no stopping a JEWIZIRE
A Jewizire carries around its lightsaber, wand, and coffin.
Look at that Jewizire! It's casting a spell, using the force, and sucking someone's blood at the same time!
by Jewizire July 27, 2015
Get the Jewizire mug.Jewting is a brilliant derivative of mewing, invented by the genius penguin Datboijj. It combines the functions/effects of hardmewing, chewing and jutting all at ONCE! In one motion. This method is about two thousand times more effective than it's former, mewing. See looksmax.org for details, because "bookism" aint on shit except for being cringe edgelords dancing in a graveyard. BLEH!
Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"
Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "
Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!
Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "
Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!
by Savylthe April 11, 2022
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by BrittanySweeting February 18, 2010
Get the Jewnizm mug.Adjective: Used to describe a particularly fine looking woman of Hebrew descent. Taken and updated from the song "Bootylicious" by Destiny's Child.
"My body's too Jewtilicious for you."
by Tania Levy July 27, 2006
Get the Jewtilicious mug.A cocktail similar to a martini, but instead, is only filled with tap water, and garnished with generally a lemon slice. Saves on the $16 usually payed for a martini, and looks stylish at the same time!
Jeremiah: "Ezekial, what's the deal with Joosef, he's on his eighth martini and still standing straight!"
Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"
Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"
by hagrid_loves_5318008 November 10, 2010
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by Nathan drummond December 24, 2007
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