Jewtian

A jewtian is a half breed of religious followings. Someone who is born to a Christian mother and a Jewish father, or vice versa.

So, his mother was Christian, and his father is Jewish. So he's a Jewtian?

by James Anthony Carter March 15, 2010

Jewting

Jewting is a brilliant derivative of mewing, invented by the genius penguin Datboijj. It combines the functions/effects of hardmewing, chewing and jutting all at ONCE! In one motion. This method is about two thousand times more effective than it's former, mewing. See looksmax.org for details, because "bookism" aint on shit except for being cringe edgelords dancing in a graveyard. BLEH!

Kinobody: "Yo have you tried mewing, I haven't got much results from it TBH, not much aura"

Savboi: " Nah mewing is flop if you're past 14 years old. Jewitng mogs it to death, Datboijj is really a genius tbh! Also, "aura" sound lame af! Get some *lythe* "

Kinobody: "Damn you're right! I feel it instantly!! Thanks bruh Jewting is a whole new level. SO much *LYTHE*!!

by Savylthe April 11, 2022

Jewlian

A mocking term for anyone named Julian who may act stingy at times.

Julian: Sure, i'll get you a present for your birthday, but you'll have to pay for it yourself.

Me: You are such a Jewlian!

by Lycheee December 17, 2012

Jewtini

A cocktail similar to a martini, but instead, is only filled with tap water, and garnished with generally a lemon slice. Saves on the $16 usually payed for a martini, and looks stylish at the same time!

Jeremiah: "Ezekial, what's the deal with Joosef, he's on his eighth martini and still standing straight!"

Ezekial: "No Jeremiah, he's been sipping on jewtini's all night!"

by hagrid_loves_5318008 November 10, 2010

Jewtino

(n.) One who is of Jewish and Latino origin. Also describes Jewish immigrants to Latin American countries.

A married couple was from Poland, but moved to Nicaragua. They lived there for many years, and their son was born and lived there before moving to the United States. He is considered a Jewtino.

A man's parents are from El Salvador and a father's parents are Jews from New York. They marry and have a child. That child is a Jewtino.

Derek Lipkin is a Jewtino.

by D Lip April 13, 2004

jewbian

a jewish lesbian.

famous jewbians include Peaches, Judy Gold, Janis Ian, Julie Goldman, Sandra Bernhard, Ilene Chaiken, Lesléa Newman, etc.

by stevemcquee July 3, 2011

Jewsianfusion

A half white, half asian dude, who has nappy hair that grows into a jewfro. This dude also happens to be super cool and isn't your typical asian (i.e. he's bad at math). He also isn't studying to be a doctor or engineer, he is in a international studies program. He also happens to be a stud.

-"Hey do you know any jewsianfusions?"
-"yeah, actually! He goes to the same liberal arts college as me. He's super cool."

by GLstudent1234 November 18, 2012